The official "Post here if your are a regular" thread

[MajestikMøøse]

You sound like you have a lot of experience in this area Profanity.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

You sound like you have a lot of experience in this area Profanity.

you want buttsex

 

[MajestikMøøse]

with women!

 

[JayKeeley]

chicks with dicks!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

oh noes!

 

[JayKeeley]

Foiled again! It was the "Jamie Gumm" willy tuck that tricked you....

 

[MajestikMøøse]

It's never been the same since I saw Jim Carrey get fooled in the original Ace Ventura movie. you never know if that hot chick has a twanger.

 

[JayKeeley]

You should see "The Crying Game".

 

[MajestikMøøse]

but with the absence of Cannibal Corpse there's no reason to brave the idea of chicks with dicks.

 

[NAD]

If I was attracted to someone I thought was a woman, but then pulled off ze olde pants and saw a wang, might as well just go for it. When in Rome, etc.

 

[lurch70]

LOL

 

[unhinged]

I'm a big fan of watching competitive gay sex but I don't bring gayness to an UM forum.

y'reckon?

 

[JayKeeley]

If I was attracted to someone I thought was a woman, but then pulled off ze olde pants and saw a wang, might as well just go for it. When in Rome, etc.

Interesting logic.

I suppose if you've just come across a well in the middle of the Wahabi desert, you're hardly going to scoff at some dead bugs floating in the water.

 

[NAD]

Now you're on the trolley.

 

[JayKeeley]

Get on the bull.

 

[NAD]

 

[Profanity]

cool.

 

[JayKeeley]

er....what bull is that sir?
I said, GET on the bull....
Hey Harry - this is fun! Where's the part where I say, "yeehaw"!