The original poetry thread (yeah I'm a hippie, fuck off).

[Erik]

new nadatar

 

[Trylakos]

I wrote a poem about jerking off while hungover once.

Perhaps I'll find it and post it later.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Weird bump

 

[Trylakos]

Weird bump

meh, I searched Power Ranger, in order to find a PR appreciation thread to mention the silliness of saying "White Power Ranger" ELLO ELL

 

[Krilons Resa]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

 

[Trylakos]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

who listened to the Secret Chiefs 3 and got stoned

 

[Erik]

Whose head was the shape of a bucket,

 

[Dick Sirloin]

And his dick was the shape of a cone.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

He owned a guitar and would pluck it,

 

[Erik]

He owned a guitar and would pluck it,

you broke it

 

[cthulufhtagn]

it rhymes with "bucket"

i was starting a new stanza THANK YOU

 

[Erik]

limerick goes

A
A
B
B
A

you need to put something that rhymes with "cone"

 

[cthulufhtagn]

dude check again, it was already going ABAB

 

[Erik]

Except everyone ignores Trylakos' posts

 

[cthulufhtagn]

And his dick was the shape of a cone.

:Smug: ignores?

 

[Erik]

no see there's nothing wrong

There once was a man from Nantucket...
Whose head was the shape of a bucket,
And his dick was the shape of a cone.
[HERE GOES SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH CONE]
[THEN SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH NANTUCKET AGAIN]

 

[Krilons Resa]

dude..

 

[cthulufhtagn]

ok we need dick to resolve this one

dick did you intend to rhyme with trylakos


be honest

 

[Erik]

STONED doesn't rhyme with CONE

 

[cthulufhtagn]

of course it does