The return of the "How are you today?" thread

I'm terrible. Yesterday I was okay. I got a suprise party, lol. It was totally unexpected, too. Normally whenever my friends try to hold suprised parties for people they get busted, but mine didn't, woo! But now, I feel like shit. I drank last night, I don't get hangovers, I get the shits, which I guess could be hangover minus the barfing, anyways yeah, and I have a headache and it's that time of the month so I'm in pain from that, ugh.
 
If it makes you feel any better, I had a dream last night about my gay friend Robi and his boyfriend, David. Here's the thing, they were having sex...=-s.
 
Yeah...*shivers*. I love Robi and all, but, that was just TOOO much. And too make it worse, I woke up in the middle of the night to him moaning in his sleep, and he was snoring.