The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[enjoi17]

bye!

 

[-Rivfader-]

I went bowling with my best friend and his girlfriend and her like 5 fat friends that put me to shame which is really fat.

 

[enjoi17]

fat ppl are hilarious!

 

[-Rivfader-]

fat ppl are hilarious!

Yes we rock and consume large portions of food!

Hey you gonna finish that?

 

[barrett_]

lôlllllll

 

[-Rivfader-]

My family so fat they take down the all you can eat sign at the buffet when they see us walk in the door.

 

[barrett_]

yor mudda so fat thet when she jump forrr joy she got stuck

 

[enjoi17]

 

[-Rivfader-]

I was walkin down the street one day in a yellow shirt and somebody yelled "Hey Taxi" and waved

 

[enjoi17]

lol is this turning into the fat jokes thread? because I really hope so.

 

[-Rivfader-]

lol is this turning into the fat jokes thread? because I really hope so.

Yup commence fat joking:

True story:
I had to do a computer job at a carpet outlet store and my co worker is a 30 year old big fat guy weighs 450lbs. I weigh 280. So like 3times my size. We are both 5'10. This old dude at the counter was like "So do you two eat at the same table?" I said "Well not really he eats at a bigger one" and I pointed at my coworker. I got a good laugh out of it, cause fat jokes rule, but my coworker turned red and looked put down.

 

[barrett_]

aw, that's unfair

 

[-Rivfader-]

aw, that's unfair

Oh come on it was funny.

 

[enjoi17]

Yup commence fat joking:

True story:
I had to do a computer job at a carpet outlet store and my co worker is a 30 year old big fat guy weighs 450lbs. I weigh 280. So like 3times my size. We are both 5'10. This old dude at the counter was like "So do you two eat at the same table?" I said "Well not really he eats at a bigger one" and I pointed at my coworker. I got a good laugh out of it, cause fat jokes rule, but my coworker turned red and looked put down.

lmao

 

[follow_the_reaper]

It snowed last night! We had a big snow storm and the hydro went out. I was pissed off because I was reading. Nothing makes me more mad than something distracting me when I'm reading. So, back to the snow. I have to shovel it after my coffee. Buh. Anyone wanna help? HARRY POTTER WAS ON TV LAST NIGHT! I watched it =-D. I own all 3 movies, but, yet when one comes on the TV, I watch it with the commercial breaks and all.

 

[Lithium]

Lord of the Rings 3 was on last night.....pretty good.
School tomorrow.....fuck that

 

[BodomiC]

i am fucking pissed off!!!!1

 

[enjoi17]

why?

 

[BodomiC]

hell i have exams till the end of this week, thats why

anyway im aproaching 6K posts hahah Gr1mNecroZzisS LAMO!!11

and btw im great, never better

 

[The Soulforged]

http://www.martyfriedman.com/downloadable/MartyFriedman0045.jpg
thid pic made my day