Tut Ankh Amon said:my mom and dad are away for the week. Could someone come over and fuck my brains out?!
BloodyScalpel said:You can marry a brazilian and get a ride on a military plane. You'll get to São José dos Campos which is like 10hours from rio.
BloodyScalpel said:There is, but you don't want to.
BloodyScalpel said:That's not what I meant.
And you're not gonna find jungle or anacondas or spiders on the road.