The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[vikk]

POST THE PICS CHRIS!

 

[Swabs]

1. She's probably taller than you
2. At least she had tits

I mean, COME ON!

Dude don't mess with DJ_British_Motard, he's badass. And don't you have your own tits anyway? No need for two pairs, that's just greedy.

 

[Bodomonkey]

LOL!!

 

[Undefined]

I thought pigs had like 8 nipples... so between the two of them they had 16 pairs of breasts... fucking insane! EPIC TITTY SURPLUS!

 

[CrazyChris576]

Dude don't mess with DJ_British_Motard, he's badass. And don't you have your own tits anyway? No need for two pairs, that's just greedy.

And wouldn't you think that it's a bit embarassing when a big fat dude like me has bigger tits than a chick? Embarassing for both of us, sure, but I've learned to live with it.

I thought pigs had like 8 nipples... so between the two of them they had 16 pairs of breasts... fucking insane! EPIC TITTY SURPLUS!

Nipples =/= tits, dude. Come on, learn your anatomy. They're only one part of the whole.

 

[Nikki]

did someone say something about anatomy class????

 

[Undefined]

Nipples =/= tits, dude. Come on, learn your anatomy. They're only one part of the whole.

If you were gonna correct me on something to make me look stupid, you could have at least mentioned that fact that I failed at math and said 16 PAIRS of breasts, which would actually be a total of 32 tits.

 

[Sock puppet]

i encountered the crazy old asian lady again :'( she threatened me and my friends because i asked why she was bothering me so i booked outta the store

 

[The Butt]

you got buttsexed

it's the only logical answer

 

[The Emptier]

yeahhh well apparently my pants fell off during the night i was lying on the ground and some chick started humping me so basically i really did get buttsexed

 

[SteveMCsteve]

was she hot?

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

got extremely drunk last night then got arrested. i can't remember anything past 8'o clock last night.

fuck

In USA you get arrested so fricking easily...Or did you build up some serious shit?

 

[CrazyChris576]

fuck if i remember
this always happens, last time i got drunk i had sex against a tree

What, you getting drunk and having sex in strange places?

This is the ultimate "Pics or it didn't happen" moment.

 

[ZaraHeroin]

JUST got home from school. and yes it's 8:10pm. 11 and a half hours of school

 

[Finpower]

Feel greate lookin new jop poored to build some ship

 

[Swabs]

Feel greate lookin new jop poored to build some ship

What the hell?

 

[vikk]

Feel great, lookin for new job. Poored(?) to build some (space)ships

 

[Noel]

mmmmmmmmmm chips......

 

[The Butt]

Poored(?) to build some (space)ships

Breaker breaker, come in earth. This is rocket ship 27, aliens fucked over the carbinator in engine number 4, they're gonna try and refuckulate it and land on Juniper hopefully they have some space weed, over.

 

[xanina]

So I started my poetry class today. I'm not a fan of poetry at all. The professor is a bit off and writes some weird ass shit about his wife. Then some newbie kid is looking at my laptop screen while I'm on MSN and has the nerve to tell me "I don't think you should be doing that." Who the fuck is this kid to tell me shit. Then my homework is 50 lines of iambic pentameter. Basically every line needs 10 syllables alternating between unstressed and stressed syllables. I'm fucked.

My best friend also called to say she had a baby two weeks ago. I didn't even know. I'm gonna go back to flipping out mentally in my corner.