The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[MIMA]

I'm coughing my ass out and that makes me wanna pee more, it sucks cuz the toilet seat is cold and frosty

 

[SteveMCsteve]

i can warm it up for you

 

[MIMA]

No thx, i don't know you THAT much.

 

[CrazyChris576]

I am tired and my neck is stiff as all hell. But I'm happy I had such a great night last night.

 

[mocobhc]

I´m slightly drunk.
Gonna have some horrible hangover tomorrow if I go on like that.

 

[SteveMCsteve]

wtf why are you paying for piracy ?

Cause they put it on a disc with menus, special features and everything.

 

[Anonymous]

It was with the hopes of buttering them up so I could ask one of them out. :V And to hang out I guess.

I really wasn't expecting the movie to be that shit.

So you want to date someone who's interests include Twilight?

 

[ZaraHeroin]

I'm really mixed up.

I'm like bubbly and happy.

and yet I'm worried & pissed off.

What the fuuccccckkk?

 

[the phenom]

im doawoiejt gereat down som ealcohol and leftew my mopeesd at my friends houseesa bt askd mi dad to pick it upop bodom gig tomorrow whooo!

 

[Necrö]

its not even 12, why are you blitzed?

 

[Swabs]

He's like 13, alcohol is novelty at that age.

 

[The Butt]

So you want to date someone who's interests include Twilight?

Well, while we don't share interests, we share hatred for pretty much the same things (Twilight aside).

Being the crusty, hateful guy I am, I find that pretty awesome.

 

[Bodomonkey]

its not even 12, why are you blitzed?

Finland is one hour ahead of us :{}

 

[Necrö]

aaaah, okay. I had my first alcohol coma (with hospital and everything!) at 14.

No wait, actually that was the second time. The first time I was 2
I snatched vodka from the table in the living room and drank it. That's the proof that I'm Polish I guess

 

[the phenom]

its not even 12, why are you blitzed?

wakk m frends forcd me home an didnt let me drive...fags

He's like 13, alcohol is novelty at that age.

nah un im 17 so stop faggn yourslf!!!!!11111 i didnt evn mean to gaet drunk...it just happened...fuckn whiskey

 

[Necrö]

Whiskey is evil.

 

[The Butt]

Easy there Phenom.

Pace yourself.

 

[the phenom]

fuuuuuuuckas my dsads ogoin to killme lol!

 

[CrazyChris576]

Yeah he is gonna kill you.

I'm enjoying a lazy Saturday. About to take a break from video games to go visit Allie at the station.

 

[CliffBurton]

wakk m frends forcd me home an didnt let me drive...fags


nah un im 17 so stop faggn yourslf!!!!!11111 i didnt evn mean to gaet drunk...it just happened...fuckn whiskey

Swabs.

Stop faggn yourslf. srsly.