The return of the "How are you today?" thread

[Ensi]

Matias, if I gave you 20 euros, would you lick my feet?

 

[Bodomonkey]

I'll lick your banana for 10.

 

[Ensi]

 

[Bodomonkey]

And for an extra 5 euros I'll polish your lightsaber ;]

 

[Ensi]

holy shit

 

[The Butt]

Swabs.

Stop faggn yourslf. srsly.

Not gonna lie, "stop faggin yourself" is fucking funny.

Might use that IRL.

 

[the phenom]

^Wtf

Oh god... I got to go in an hour to the trainstation and i feel like a total fucking pile of puke! Also, I somehow feel my dad will kill me when he finds out my moped does start. My friends just didn't let me drive home so now it's at a random place


@Ensi: I just might!

 

[Necrö]

hungover/drunk is the only way to go to a metal concert. So have fun.

 

[CliffBurton]

The problem with living right next to the largest concentration of bars in the city?
Everyone always assumes you are drunk, especially the shop owners...

"itsaaaa $16.74"

"It says right behind you its only $10 with tax..."

"yeahuhhh...$16.74"

"I'm not drunk...."

"............$11.40"

 

[Necrö]

did that really happen? :zombie:

 

[CliffBurton]

Yes, and happens often.

 

[Necrö]

you might wanna stop looking stoned then

 

[CliffBurton]

I can keep my composure quite well thank you

 

[Lady Lucid]

I am awesome today. We were under a winter weather advisory and barely got any snow, but oh well. That doesn't kill my mood.

I hope nothing manages to kill it anyway.

 

[Ensi]

Tired and shit, not happy, not sad either.

And I want the fucking snow to go away, I hate it, go away, god damnit I want summer.

 

[mocobhc]

We had our first sunny and "warm" (o.k. "not cold" describes it better) day. Took a walk a few hours ago just because it was so nice out there. Half of town seemed to have the same idea.

 

[CrazyChris576]

The problem with living right next to the largest concentration of bars in the city?
Everyone always assumes you are drunk, especially the shop owners...

"itsaaaa $16.74"

"It says right behind you its only $10 with tax..."

"yeahuhhh...$16.74"

"I'm not drunk...."

"............$11.40"

Dude, if that happened to me, I would have complained to ownership and demanded my shit for free. That's not cool at all.

 

[Lady Lucid]

Tired and shit, not happy, not sad either.

And I want the fucking snow to go away, I hate it, go away, god damnit I want summer.

It seems I am one of the rare ones who isn't tired of the snow.

 

[MIMA]

Tired and shit, not happy, not sad either.

And I want the fucking snow to go away, I hate it, go away, god damnit I want summer.

+1 My IQ drops in the winter, i've heard that it's scientificly the opposite but i'm not buying it.

 

[Methadrenal]

Happy. My insides feel kind of weird though. I think I need to take a dump.