The Shitposting Thread

[Slammed]

$1 bet and a $10 beer please

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

I was just watching a random porn clip and this dude gave the chick a surprise cumshot while she was on the phone with her boyfriend, and some of it got on her phone.
Is it weird that I'm more bothered by the cheating than the nonconsensual cumshot? Idk something about that kinda made me go soft quickly.

 

[CiG]

Okay Mr. "fuck you" Professional Asshole lmao, you're breaking character.

 

[Slammed]

Maybe you should put yourself in the same situation. Would you rather your boyfriend cheated on you or some random cum on your face?

 

[CiG]

 

[Onder]

I'd prefer my wife getting random cum on her face rather than me getting random cum on my face.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

Is it weird that I'm more bothered by the cheating than the nonconsensual cumshot?

yes
you're being weird

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i went to the feast of sharing thing
and it was awesome
@Terasophe
the live music included the song "secret agent man"
which i now have stuck in my head

 

[Sophii]

@Blurry_Dreams after working on the thing I'm doing, Im gonna start that EP about you. Song titles are already in mind. Art work is just gonna be your face filtered through a bunch of fucked up filters.

 

[Slammed]

Is one of those song titles "If You're A Dumb Fuck And You Know It Do Some Meth"?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i see a "Will Suck Toes For Food" sign in Blurry's future.

 

[Slammed]

You don't think he already has one?

 

[CiG]

Someone needs to make a Christmas themed Blurry album.

"Silent Night, Holy Night, Crutch In My Anus, No Longer Tight."

 

[mutantllama]

"Deck the halls with balls of meth"

 

[Slammed]

Blurry The Shit Stain Meth Head.

 

[mutantllama]

He can even have a Halloween special called meth whore
"trick or treat. suck my feet, get me some meth off the street"

 

[Sophii]

I'm going to do 5 songs, simple names but its gonna be the wildest shit I can think of lyrically and musically. "Blurry", "Dreams", "Monoxide", "Child", "Crutchrape"

 

[CiG]

"trick or treat. suck my feet, get me some meth off the street"

lmaoooooooo

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Blurry the tweakman was a jolly happy soul
With a meth pipe in his mouth and a straw in his nose
And two beady eyes that stared at the bowl....

'Blurry the tweakman' is a fairy tale they say
He was made of meth
But the crackheads know how he came to life one day...

 

[jimmy101]

"Crutchrape"

Already my favourite song on the EP!

 

[mutantllama]

Man I was going through my ignore user list and saw Karmablade on there and remembered this