Netflix is such a goat damn farce. I scrolled through every piece of drivel that they offer stream wise, and only found 4 suitable movies/shows to view in one week of ailing.
1)The Untouchables- Is this a Disney flick? Whoever lauds this as a legit gangster flick needs to come to the favela of my dismay. You'd get a better gangster flick ordering tacos at La Estrellla. This is pure comedy of the most family friendly nature. Every time Sean Connery opened his grey gape I cringed. Hollywood needs to ween itself away from geriatric machisimo, ugh.
2)Cropsy - Documentary recommended by Thar Hill about some Staten Island slobbermouth who abducted kids in the 70s. Pretty decent overall, my mind was blown from the footage of Willowbrook, an institution for retarded children, ran by retarded adults. Scenes of kids playing in their own shit in a setting straight out of Silent Hill. Do a search on youtube, it will boggle your mind.
3)Escape from Alcatraz - Pretty damn good flick, but I was quite perturbed at how derivative Shawshank Redemption is of this flick. Pretty much lifted every nuance of the film. For shame!
4)IASIP Seasons 1 & 2, ahhhh the memories of when this show was actually funny.