The Thread.

[Astrum]

That is a pretty sweet song to rock out to.

 

[Hammer of Might]

Charmander! That was it's name. I could only remember Charizard! (super rare card btw1!)

I actually invented a pokemon while bored in the library - I grafittied on the Rhino on my 'Rhino' brand pad of paper, giving him elongated horns, spiked teeth, and a nasty tail, to create the mighty...

Rhinox!!

(evolves from Horna, a smaller, cuter version)

 

[s_a_o]

Charmander! That was it's name. I could only remember Charizard! (super rare card btw1!)

I actually invented a pokemon while bored in the library - I grafittied on the Rhino on my 'Rhino' brand pad of paper, giving him elongated horns, spiked teeth, and a nasty tail, to create the mighty...

Rhinox!!

(evolves from Horna, a smaller, cuter version)

PFFFFT.

Pokemon = awesome.

I guess I bring my femininity to the thread... in the sense that I'm the only one in this thread at the moment with a vagina.

 

[Astrum]

Pretty sweet.

 

[Hell Awaits Us All]

I guess I bring my femininity to the thread... in the sense that I'm the only one in this thread at the moment with a vagina.

 

[Hammer of Might]

Then all is forgiven.

Here is Rhinox by the way:

Good luck capturing this fucker in a pokeball thing, arseholes.

 

[Astrum]

That's what ultra balls are for, douchebag

 

[Hammer of Might]

Pfft, good luck chump.

In case you hadn't noticed, Rhinox's name fuses two of arguably the most hard-as-nails animals around = the rhino and the ox.

:Smug:

 

[s_a_o]

Awww, you're very argumentative tonight.

 

[Hammer of Might]

Awww, you're very argumentative tonight.

Probably because I created such an awesome Pokemon.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Clove cigarettes are the shit. The cinnamon tastes kicks in harsh like a dick in the anus and turns sweet like a nice after sex cuddle.

 

[Pessimism]

Probably because I created such an awesome Pokemon.

T'was pretty awesome.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

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Stop harrassing her you horndog.

 

[Cythraul]

Clove cigarettes are the shit. The cinnamon tastes kicks in harsh like a dick in the anus and turns sweet like a nice after sex cuddle.

Those things are terrible for your health. Probably even worse than regular cigs.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Do you think I care about my health

edit: I only smoke around 1 cig a week.

 

[Cythraul]

Do you think I care about my health

Well shit if you don't then rock on brother!

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Then all is forgiven.

Here is Rhinox by the way:

Good luck capturing this fucker in a pokeball thing, arseholes.

Care to battle?

edit: Spoons are pretty dangerous when not used to eat

 

[Astrum]

Clove cigarettes are the shit. The cinnamon tastes kicks in harsh like a dick in the anus and turns sweet like a nice after sex cuddle.

Are those the black ones? I love those. It's a funny story, how I first tried those. Well, you see, there was this girl that has been fucking madly obsessed with me for about a year now. She's a great girl, but not my type. She has a sister, who is 19. Well one night this 19 year old sister was drunk as fuck and decided to make out with me furiously the second her sister (who is obsessed with me) turned around. After a while the girl realized it, and was pretty upset afterward. But I didn't find that out until later. Anyway, after the younger sister who loved me left, the 19 year old commenced hitting on me and asked if I wanted to go to the back alley with her.

We got it on.

Afterwards she asked me if I wanted some ciggarettes, and she pulled out a massive box of black cigs and said they were cloves. They were bomb.

Anyway, now the younger girl is still obsessed with me, but hates her sister. And I want that 19 year old in the pants.

Anyway, cloves are awesome.

 

[Astrum]

I smoke about 5 cigs a day. Not bad compared to most smokers.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Sex + Cloved Cigs = Fat cum load