The Top 5 List Thread

[zabu of nΩd]

Post a top five list of whatever you think is the five best of something - music, movies, websites, foods, people, places, things, etc.

The only rule is that every list must have exactly five items in it.

Feel free to request a topic for everyone to make a list of, or just make whatever list you want.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

To start things off, here's my top 5 snack foods:

bananas
pistachios
corn chips (with salsa)
carrots
peanut butter (with anything)

 

[tagradh]

The only rule is that every list must have exactly five items in it.

To start things off, here's my top 5 snack foods:

bananas
pistachios
corn chips (with salsa)
carrots
peanut butter (with anything)

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Top 5 views in amateur porn videos:

5. Chick is riding dude, camera recording from behind, the undulating rhythms of her butt causing her cheeks to slap open and closed, regularly flashing her anus at the viewer
4. Chick is riding dude with her tits in his face, dude recording POV, alternating the view from her face/breasts to focusing on his penis in the background being mechanically engulfed and revealed
3. POV doggystyle, self-explanatory
2. Camera facing from the side but slightly skewed to face their faces, chick laying on her belly, dude laying on her, capturing the cleavage of her butt as he pushes forward and back ("prone bone")
1. Camera facing from the side, chick is on her knees somewhat-upright with the dude leaning over her, her breasts falling forward which he probably grasps as she struggles to turn her head towards the camera backwards so they can make out at the same time

 

[Onder]

Top five snack foods commence behold worship:

- Anchovies in oil, utter sensation
- Olives, preferably large as fuck, can be stuffed with something and best in marinade
- Boiled pork knee with mustard, is it a snack food yes it is.
- Pussy
- Extra hot chilli beef jerky

 

[Onder]

Top 5 views in amateur porn videos:

5. Chick is riding dude, camera recording from behind, the undulating rhythms of her butt causing her cheeks to slap open and closed, regularly flashing her anus at the viewer
4. Chick is riding dude with her tits in his face, dude recording POV, alternating the view from her face/breasts to focusing on his penis in the background being mechanically engulfed and revealed
3. POV doggystyle, self-explanatory
2. Camera facing from the side but slightly skewed to face their faces, chick laying on her belly, dude laying on her, capturing the cleavage of her butt as he pushes forward and back ("prone bone")
1. Camera facing from the side, chick is on her knees somewhat-upright with the dude leaning over her, her breasts falling forward which he probably grasps as she struggles to turn her head towards the camera backwards so they can make out at the same time

I deem it impossible to single out a top five as I try to watch different porn every time but I do have certain movies that I come back to obviously. It's fascinating that you can describe top five moments though. Those people definitely didn't know what impact their homevideo would have on somebody's life.

 

[Onder]

Top five douche fashion trends:

1) Wearing a stupid fucking hip hop cap, fuck off
2) Unbuttoned shirt showing a tanned hairless faggot chest, nobody's interested in your fucking tanning salon expenses you fucking piece of shit, hide your disgusting body from my sight before I throw up on your nipples
3) Wearing a rosary around your neck. You're not even supposed to do that you absolute piece of shit. You're absolutely dumb in every way imaginable, I want to crush your stupid skull you fuck.
4) Ed Hardy
5) White BMWs. Only distasteful Russians buy white BMWs, it's disgusting and Russian.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

A friend of mine owns a white BMW. He's Irish in heritage, and not really distasteful.

Here are cities I most want to visit (first three I've already been to but want to go back):

Las Vegas
New York
Prague
Seattle
Rome

 

[arg]

best sushi
1. sea urchin
2. mackerel
3. eel
4. salmon
5. red snapper

 

[Master_Yoda77]

arg, we need your top 5 best tasting assholes!

Top 5 Home Alone moments
1. Marv takes 4 bricks to the face
2. Marv and Harry get smashed by a toolshed as it falls down the stairs
3. Marv's scream as he gets attacked by the birds
4. "Buzz your girlfriend, woof!"
5. Marv gets electrocuted and turns into a skeleton

 

[arg]

i dunno man i've stuck my tongue in so many buttholes in my life that they all blur together into one massive multi-anal monstrosity

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Metal mixtapes:
1. Ancient History
2. Nature
3. Eponymous Songs
4. Cinema
5. Dragons

Anime:
1. Legend of Galactic Heroes
2. Shinsekai Yori
3. JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
4. Death Note
5. Yu Yu Hakusho

 

[EspaDa]

Top five douche fashion trends:

3) Wearing a rosary around your neck. You're not even supposed to do that you absolute piece of shit. You're absolutely dumb in every way .

Cross necklaces alone around people necks are also very disturbing. Fucking pathetic.

Top 5 festivals I'd like to attend

1. Hellfest
2. Wacken
3. Graspop
4. Bloodstock
5. Brutal Assault

 

[Draehl]

Top 5 feel-good moments:

-Right when the coffee starts working in the morning and your brain is all 'I'm aliiiiive!'
-When you feel the first cool breeze of autumn and shiver just a little bit. Fuck you, summer.
-Laying down on the couch/bed after a nice meal/workout/sexytime. That super relaxed endorphine rush...
-When you get to that part in a song that sends chills down your spine.
-First starting up a new game you've been looking forward to for a while.

 

[EspaDa]

That moment when you haven't masturbated for a long time and you come into chick's throat

 

[Phylactery]

Top 5 Final Fantasy games:

1. Final Fantasy 6
2. Final Fantasy 7
3. Final Fantasy 8
4. Final Fantasy 4
5. Final Fantasy 12

Top 5 metal albums (no order):

- At the Gates - The Red in the Sky is Ours
- Judas Priest - Sad Wings of Destiny
- Sacramentum - Far Away from the Sun
- Slayer - Hell Awaits
- The Chasm - Deathcult for Eternity: The Triumph

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Top 5 Final Fantasy games:

1. Final Fantasy 7
2. Final Fantasy 6
3. Final Fantasy 12
4. Final Fantasy 8
5. Final Fantasy 5

Top 5 metal albums:

Adramelch - Irae Melanox
Warning - Watching From a Distance
Dark Quarterer - Dark Quarterer
Manilla Road - Crystal Logic
Saint Vitus - Saint Vitus

 

[Vilden]

Top 5 Japanese comics/mangas

1. Battle Angel Alita
2. Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
3. Akira
4. Welcome to the NHK
5. 20th Century Boys

Top 5 French/Belgien comics:

1. Blueberry
2. The Incal
3. Spirou
4. Valerian and Laureline
5. XIII

Top 5 American comics:

1. Hellblazer
2. Locas (Love and Rockets)
3. Strangers in Paradise
4. Witchblade
5. Hellboy

 

[Phylactery]

@Vegard Pompey Our Final Fantasy lists are quite similar. I haven't met many other people who like Final Fantasy 12 as much as I do! Many would have 10 in there, but I find it to be kind of overrated yet still good.

Nice top 5 metal albums, I love all those albums (Warning less so than the other 4), but I'm an extreme metal whore as you can see.

 

[Vegard Pompey]

Top 5 pokemon:
1. Exeggutor
2. Typhlosion
3. Gyarados
4. Pangoro
5. Empoleon