Top five Trailer Park Boys moments:
1 -
Bubbles - "I've been living in that fucking shed since I was six years old. And it didn't just fall down on it's own, it was smashed down. By a a fucking drunk shit-hustler. And that big dirty onion ring bastard Randy."
2 -
*Ricky gets electrocuted badly*
Ricky - "Power's still on, Julian."
Bubbles - "Ricky, I'm Bubbles."
Ricky - "Power's still on, Julian."
Bubbles - "Ricky, I'm Bubbles!"
*Ricky tries to light a smoke but no smoke in his mouth*
Bubbles - "Ricky, you don't have a cigarette!"
Ricky - "I need a joint."
3 -
Phil - "Randy, my son is missing and all you can think about is drugs and fucking cheeseburgers?!?"
4 -
Bubbles - "Swish is this old, dirty, shitty-tastin', homemade fuckin' liquor that you can... oh, you can barely get her into you, but... my fuck, does it ever get you some drunk."
5 -
Conky - "Oh, those were excellent negotiation tactics you used, Patrick... Swayze."
Julian - "That's not funny, Bubbles."
Conky, singing - "Ohhh my Julian, my handsome Julian Patrick Swayze you were so fuckin' sexy in Road House, and fuckin' Dirty Dancing."
*Julian raises his gun and shoots Conky in the face*