The Totally Awesome Global Warming Thread

[Satanstoenail]

It's the killer bees I'm really worried about.

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Killer ants are much more scary tbh.

 

[IWP]

It's been pretty damn cold this year so far. Global Warming, eh?

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Its been sunny as fuck here for the last 3 months, so im really not complaining, I love hot weather.

 

[unknown]

It's the killer bees I'm really worried about.

are you referring to the bee population dying off? because you should be worried about that...verrrrry worrrrrieddd

*pulls pocketwatch out*

*swings it back and forth*

 

[Xorv]

I hate cold weather anyways. Im kinda glad our ancestors unknowingly spewed toxic chemicals in our atmosphere making it slowly decay.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Killer ants are much more scary tbh.

Uhh Hello? Killer bees can FLY, bub.

 

[Pessimism]

^They actually found that it is a bacteria; although I can't say for sure if the signals from phones aren't doing anything at all.

 

[CAIRATH]

 

[biggsy]

global warming pretty much dominates us. then there global dimming. we're fucked.

 

[Pessimism]

, I thought you said Global Dooming

 

[Carcassian]

Global warming has made my county a much more pleasant place to live. According to the local news, our climate is now like that of Southern France a couple of decades ago - except without the Frenchmen.

If Global warming made me French, then fuck, I'd be very scared. As it is, it just makes me want to drink more beer and wear sun block; neither of which is a huge problem to me. So more floods for low lying countries ? Boo fucking hoo. No more Polar bears ? Tell me the last good thing they fucking did for me, the selfish cunts.

We should all be worried by a lack of bees. Without bees, how are the birds going to fuck ? Or did I misunderstand my dads speech entirely ?

 

[Ender Rises]

The flooding of low lying countries? Yeah... no.

Try that.

It's a shitty rendering but it's the only one I could find. I've seen worse ideas of what could happen.

 

[Matt]

Global warming has made my county a much more pleasant place to live. According to the local news, our climate is now like that of Southern France a couple of decades ago - except without the Frenchmen.

If Global warming made me French, then fuck, I'd be very scared. As it is, it just makes me want to drink more beer and wear sun block; neither of which is a huge problem to me. So more floods for low lying countries ? Boo fucking hoo. No more Polar bears ? Tell me the last good thing they fucking did for me, the selfish cunts.

We should all be worried by a lack of bees. Without bees, how are the birds going to fuck ? Or did I misunderstand my dads speech entirely ?

i hate you and wish you were dead old man b/c of ur lack of humor

 

[Dazed and Brutal]

Uhh Hello? Killer bees can FLY, bub.

So can some species of ants Bullet Ants hurt like fuck.