The Ultimate Battle of Homosexuality

[lurch70]

don't forget to ask your mom before you leave the house

 

[NAD]

I don't know who these people are but DJ Flooring has given me a boner and I must call them for their services post haste. I'll bet their tile installation method is unorthodox.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

well, thats a must

 

[J.]

the horny storm trooper is hilarious

 

[NAD]

I hope it's a chick because she gave me a boner, too.

 

[lurch70]

I hope it's a chick because she gave me a boner, too.

i think that is a subaru in the background

 

[NAD]

LESBIAN STORMTROOPER!!!!!!!!!11111111

*explodes*

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

naa im told its one of the guys from misery index actually, haha

 

[MajestikMøøse]

sorry, I posted this in IRC, thus the new faces.

 

[noname]

Dont forget the victims.His feelings are hurt

 

[MajestikMøøse]

shut up kike.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

milk milk
lemonade
around the corner fudge is made

 

[lizard]

Nad that brings up a whole new pointless poll:

which board on UM has the hottest chicks

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Hammerfall
many black metal bands have a lot gayer pics than the 3 judged here (Profanatica for example)

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Nad that brings up a whole new pointless poll:

which board on UM has the hottest chicks

Good idea, make one.

 

[JayKeeley]

Manowar influenced other bands. I gotta hand it to them for that, and the fact that they don't care whether people buy their records or not.

Rhapsody are fucking INCREDIBLE composers - gay fantasy Tolkienesque shit aside, those 70 piece choirs are just astounding. Even if you just listen to the instrumentals, it's like you're listening to a movie soundtrack like LotR or Conan.

Hammerfall by far. They look gay + music is worthless. How they became so popular is beyond me.

 

[Demonspell]

This is quite the SOT thread...while all three bands are far from straight, I'd have to go with Manowar...Rhapsody comes across as being more of a band of terminal D&D-obsessed geeks, and Hammerfall is preteen fluff for those who revel in the most overblown metal stereotypes.

 

[Ayeka]

Hammerfall is preteen fluff for those who revel in the most overblown metal stereotypes.

You're just taking it too serious. S'class and grand fun. And that pic is very cool.

 

[Papa Josh]

I'm sick of tha fucking Stormtrooper. My boss has had that damned thing on his work signature for over a month now...

And whoever disqualified Nightwish: what the bitch can't put on a strap on and take it to her band of homos?

But in all seriousness, gotta give props to J for his view on Manowar, I think it's most accurate.

But to answer the original question, without a doubt, the band most likely to have a 64 oz. glass jar of Helmann's mayonaisse readily available for long nights of mass butt pirating would have to be RHAPSODY. Bring on the man batter!