The Ultimate Battle of Homosexuality

Who prods each other with their heavy metal swords of fire and steel?

  • ManOwaR

    Votes: 4 36.4%
  • Rhapsody

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • Hammerfall

    Votes: 4 36.4%

  • Total voters
    11
I don't know who these people are but DJ Flooring has given me a boner and I must call them for their services post haste. I'll bet their tile installation method is unorthodox.
 
Dont forget the victims.His feelings are hurt
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Manowar influenced other bands. I gotta hand it to them for that, and the fact that they don't care whether people buy their records or not.

Rhapsody are fucking INCREDIBLE composers - gay fantasy Tolkienesque shit aside, those 70 piece choirs are just astounding. Even if you just listen to the instrumentals, it's like you're listening to a movie soundtrack like LotR or Conan.

Hammerfall by far. They look gay + music is worthless. How they became so popular is beyond me.
 
This is quite the SOT thread...while all three bands are far from straight, I'd have to go with Manowar...Rhapsody comes across as being more of a band of terminal D&D-obsessed geeks, and Hammerfall is preteen fluff for those who revel in the most overblown metal stereotypes.
 
Demonspell said:
Hammerfall is preteen fluff for those who revel in the most overblown metal stereotypes.
You're just taking it too serious. S'class and grand fun. And that pic is very cool.
 
I'm sick of tha fucking Stormtrooper. My boss has had that damned thing on his work signature for over a month now...

And whoever disqualified Nightwish: what the bitch can't put on a strap on and take it to her band of homos?

But in all seriousness, gotta give props to J for his view on Manowar, I think it's most accurate.

But to answer the original question, without a doubt, the band most likely to have a 64 oz. glass jar of Helmann's mayonaisse readily available for long nights of mass butt pirating would have to be RHAPSODY. Bring on the man batter!