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that "now scrunch down and pretend you have two mystical orbs in your hands" part is fucking brilliant!
 
spaffe said:
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IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER, YA GOTTA GET WITH MY FRIENDS


*waits for tully to ride this bitch out*
 
A test carried out by Pegasus Lab on account for Swedish magazine PC För alla showed that a normal PC keyboard was infected by more bacteria than a normal toilet seat. More specific it contained 33000 bacteria per square centimeter, compared to 130 on a ordinary toilet seat. The tests also showed occurrence of up to 3100 fungi per square centimeter
 
yar. hosptial computers rule. i dont touch one without latex gloves on.
toilet seats really arent that nasty. i hover, yes, but theyre really not that bad. relatively speaking.
 
blech. sometimes patients will use the staff restrooms and you dont know what they got. many times, dialysis patients have hepatitis.
 
sometimes rednecks and the other people taking trades will piss or shit all over the toiletseat/stall for fun. Or wiep their ass then cover the entire stall in their shit, just to piss people off.