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[dorian gray]

i would actually stab someone if i caught them doing that. if i knew i could get away with it.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i would actually stab someone if i caught them doing that. if i knew i could get away with it.

i would stab a whole shitload of people if i could get away with it, buddy

 

[spikes77]

The shield is good show. :hotjump: :hotjump:

 

[snow2fall]

My dad bought me beer. Again.

'Any beer left?'
'No.'
'Ok.'

Next day he shows up with a crate (20 bottles) and a week's supply of mineral water.

Scary. Almost. My friends love him.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

who wouldn't love that

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

ooo, this weekend we might go to fagberto's and eat his food, drink his booze, and hide behind his couch when he mostly blind, mostly deaf very senile grandmother comes out because of the noise while he sends her away with a "it's nobody, i'm just playing hide and go seek with george (the 24 year old neighbor)".... then we'll leave and do our own thing after getting a ride.

woohoo.

 

[lurch70]

when I go to my parents home for lunch on the weekend ... mind you ... with no food in my stomach ... no breakfast, nada.

mom: "you want some beer"
me: "some food would be nice before"

my drinking reputation preceeds me even in my family ...

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

gogo big daddy lurch

 

[lurch70]

pff ... please, nothing I am proud of

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

yeah, but we're proud of you!!! haha.

 

[lurch70]

my mother and stepfather ... they are in their 70's ... but man ... they can make the most hardocre people blush with their kinky talk ... totally shameless.

I think some girls I dated, hung out with me so they can be around my parents

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

ROFL

 

[lurch70]

well ... I am half Hungarian half Romanian ... the Hungarian half ... well, Hungarians are just crazy ... all of them ... I rarely met a toned down Hungarian ... full of sarcasm, sexual double entendress (sp.?) and really you have to keep up to be around them ... you either get it and join in or they can alientate you in a jiffy

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

haha, sound like fun people!!!

 

[NAD]

well ... I am half Hungarian half Romanian ... the Hungarian half ... well, Hungarians are just crazy ... all of them ... I rarely met a toned down Hungarian ... full of sarcasm, sexual double entendress (sp.?) and really you have to keep up to be around them ... you either get it and join in or they can alientate you in a jiffy

i want one.

 

[lurch70]

hahaha ... you should find them no problem in CA ... most likely in the valley in ze porn industry

 

[NAD]

yeah i'm always running into HOTT HUNGARIAN SLUTZ on my porn travels. and seriously, they are like the only honestly attractive people in that realm it seems. on the whole anyhow.

 

[lurch70]

they like sex, that is for sure ...
Czechs and Brazilians are the leaders ... but Hungarians are no slouches

 

[NAD]

i gotta get outta Riverside, the only ethnic groups we have here are beaners and rednecks.

 

[lurch70]

i know we went through this umpteents times already ... but how is your rent where you live? how big is your pad?

I just got a fucking rent increase again starting from March and I am feeling antsy ...

not that I am moving to Riverside, but trying to make myself feel better and trying to find something fucking reasonable.