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Nope. Never even banged an asian chick. Or a black chick. I pretty much only deal with white girls. :(

You've listened to the new M83 by now, right?
 
yes, but I am once again confused as to why your wife is a blonde white woman.

BRAZIL ... nothing finer. the "know" how to make a man happy. i think it is thought in school there.
 
I had a patient recently who had some kind of musical notation tattoo......and it only had four ledger lines :lol:
 
QUESTION: can you take someone to small claims court for not distributing fantasy football winnings in a timely fashion?
 
This THEARD now has over a million views. If it wasn't the same 40 or so motherfuckers reading it, we would have a bestseller on our hands.