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[Dick Sirloin]

Nope. Never even banged an asian chick. Or a black chick. I pretty much only deal with white girls.

You've listened to the new M83 by now, right?

 

[lurch70]

not really ...

 

[dorian gray]

Never banged a white chick
Have I discussed that before?
I really need some new material

 

[lurch70]

yes, but I am once again confused as to why your wife is a blonde white woman.

BRAZIL ... nothing finer. the "know" how to make a man happy. i think it is thought in school there.

 

[dorian gray]

Shes biracial

 

[lurch70]

as in?

 

[dorian gray]

Shes a house-my pals

 

[lurch70]

... almost woke up my daughter

 

[dorian gray]

 

[lurch70]

so she's half black?

 

[dorian gray]

Quarter black hahaha
Shes a quadroon

 

[ChaosLee]

This thread just turned platinum

 

[dorian gray]

So my kids are octoons?

 

[dorian gray]

I had a patient recently who had some kind of musical notation tattoo......and it only had four ledger lines

 

[lurch70]

this ... this is good

http://www.roadburn.com/2012/04/voivod-enitre-dimension-hatross-performance-at-roadburn-2012-posted/

 

[dorian gray]

Voivod are good

 

[lurch70]

 

[Dick Sirloin]

QUESTION: can you take someone to small claims court for not distributing fantasy football winnings in a timely fashion?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

This THEARD now has over a million views. If it wasn't the same 40 or so motherfuckers reading it, we would have a bestseller on our hands.

 

[ChaosLee]

QUESTION: can you take someone to small claims court for not distributing fantasy football winnings in a timely fashion?

If someone can sue a realtor for their house being haunted, I bet you fucking can