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[einride]

I feel bad for him coming out from jail 21 years from now ... Europe will be as much muslim as the US will be a nuclear wasteland populated by ragtag groups of survivors fighting in the ruins for unopened cans of coke.

i agree

 

[lurch70]

no you

 

[Hell Mike]

start fucking dudes. HellMike can't single handedly do it all.

try as I might
2nd, kiddies need friends yo.

 

[dorian gray]

I got three, bitches! I'm winning!

 

[lurch70]

so is it just me or is having a wedding ring a major aphrodisiac for chicks ...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Speaking of which...I picked out an engagement ring today after a lengthy diamontology lesson at Jared. I'll get it on Friday, at which time I can break the news to my family with an even more overdramatic version the "He went to Jared!" routine. In fact, I think I see several family skits in the near future!

3/4 ct emerald cut diamond btw...verrrry nice. I'm really not a jewelry person at all, but I'm excited

 

[lurch70]

holy schnikies ... congrats! but what do you mean YOU picked out an engagement ring?

 

[dorian gray]

congrats.


you pregnant?

 

[lurch70]

hahahha ... you just want everyone to have a kid./

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Thanks! And heck no, I'm bleeding Niagara Falls as we speak! Why not pick out my own? It ensures I get something I really like, plus it was really fun. They were really nice and helpful at Jared. We looked at sooo many loose diamonds. They made us look at them under a magnifying glass, under a microscope, then made us go outside and check them out under the sunlight too.

 

[dorian gray]

 

[lurch70]

who is Jared ... the only Jew in Texas? because you should only buy diamonds from jews

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

We have plenty of Jews, but yeah I'd assume that everyone at Jared is a Jew, even the black woman

We were relaxing on a bench at the park yesterday when a random Jew guy walked past us with a bigass shofar horn thing.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

My new text tone.

 

[lurch70]

 

[Krilons Resa]

He went to Jared!

Congrats to you both!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Why, shank you

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Just went on an epic Facebook unfriending spree. Most of the victims were chicks who broke my heart and/or pissed me off over the years. THAT WILL SHOW THEM!!!!

 

[swizzlenuts]

I never even had the chance to be unfriended by you

 

[neal]

yeh what gives, ive had this facebook thing just about 5 months now, and friends on the list named handsome dick?

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