So I started some probiotic shit a few weeks ago to see if it positively/negatively effects my digestive bullshit. The coconut water variety looks like bull semen, and, I would imagine, tastes quite similar. The Green Death Fuckin' FlavoUr is much more appetizing than it appears, but it does look like liquified lawn trimmings mixed with unwashed spinach.
Anyhow, it gives me the absolute most amazing farts in the world. It starts to smell like a bbq of all nature's creatures... 1 second before the fart even comes out. And they sound WEIRD when the magick really gets going. I haven't noticed any other positive or negative effects, but that alone is enough to make me keep on keepin' on with the swill.