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[Dick Sirloin]

They're now saying that the child victims were all kindergartners.

Kindergartners.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Can someone explain to me why in the FUCK any civilian would need to own a fucking ASSAULT RIFLE????

Are their penises that tiny? What the fuck?

 

[dorian gray]

: (

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I knew someone would be a turd about this.

This time, I'm disappointed it's you.

 

[refraction]

Thing is, you cant massacre a school with a knife.

 

[NAD]

I knew someone would be a turd about this.

This time, I'm disappointed it's you.

Because I'm not jumping to conclusions? I disappoint my wife too, get in line.

Whatever, I deleted my offending shit. Damn shame what happened. [/exeunt NAD & his misanthropy]

 

[Ellestin]

Really, I hope the Mayan apocalypse takes place next week.

Small chance of that dude, sorry. However, humanity has already entered the last phase of its decline, only it's going to take loooong decades and lots of misery and more sad shit like this; people will fall from the "social matrix" like dead leaves in increasing numbers, nations will collapse first (Europe is well underway now), and then we'll enter Mad Max times.

I place my hopes in pandemics.

And the new Nasheim.

 

[dorian gray]

Wtf did *I* do?!

 

[dorian gray]

Edit: ha! Ok, I see what NAD did there

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I can't wait to see what this fucker looks like. I guarantee he has The Crazy Eyes, just like that Norway shooter and the one who shot that bint in Arizona. Everyone knows what I'm talking about.

Let's just go ahead and preemptively lock up everyone who has The Crazy Eyes. Can it really do more harm than good?

I'm looking for solutions here, goddammit. It's either that, or have stricter gun laws. We gotta start somewhere. *cue Krigloch*

 

[dorian gray]

Assault rifles for everyone!!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Assault rifles for some, miniature American flags for others!

 

[dorian gray]

Yay! America!

 

[Krilons Resa]

Stricter gun laws isn't going to prevent crazy motherfuckers from doing crazy motherfucking things. It'll just take them out of the hands of the innocent, law-abiding citizens.

And the term "Assault Rifle" is stupid.

Let's not lose sight of this horrific tragedy and start pointing our collective fingers in the wrong direction. I know...it'll happen anyway because society is so short-sighted and loves knee-jerk emotional reactions.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Can someone explain to me why in the FUCK any civilian would need to own a fucking ASSAULT RIFLE????

Are their penises that tiny? What the fuck?

Explain this to me, and I'll be happy.

As a bonus, you could explain to me this "law-abiding, gun owning collective" who are the fucking VANGUARD of society, who if you take the guns out of their heroic hands, society will collapse into sonething resembling GTA3. Gun-weilding heroes, please step forward. Or roll your eyes.

 

[NAD]

Let's not lose sight of this horrific tragedy and start pointing our collective fingers in the wrong direction. I know...it'll happen anyway because society is so short-sighted and loves knee-jerk emotional reactions.

In cases like this, we need to bring back public torture. After that, I'd skin that motherfucker alive.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

This is not directed at doom, but it's just an argument ive seen a lot. you gotta keep guns in the hands of the RIGHT people or the BAD people will use their guns at will.

Etc.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Dude, really? Do you REALLY think that stricter gun laws will keep guns out of the hands of criminals? First, answer me that.

Because after all, that is the intention, correct?

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I asked first, fucknut

 

[Krilons Resa]

Well I think my question is more applicable.

you gotta keep guns in the hands of the RIGHT people or the BAD people will use their guns at will.

Etc.

And I have never seen this argument.

You've got it twisted, son.