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Every day I have a stomach ache and loose stool from drinking coffee. Just wanted to let you know.
 
yeah, i know whatcha mean. that jog shook all the shit in my intestines loose. ive been shitting all night.

in other news, i purchased my "calming" music. chock it up to "medicinal purposes"
 
"I don't like the commercials for pads where they say it's so dry after getting your period, you can touch it.

Who the fuck touches a pad after using it?"

best thing anyone has ever said

edit: don't make fun of the topic:(

"my dad didnt have his first GF til he was 22, now he's happily married to that woman and she pumped me out of her, so no worries."
lol'd at that too
 
Haha, yeah, I actually went around and revoked all of my subscriptions to those. I'm trying to cut down on my trivial posts. I've stopped posting in all the game threads as of today as well.
 
One time a girl queefed when I was having a snack down there, it didn't smell at all or anything though. Was just the most awkward thing ever. :erk: