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ADVERTISE WITH SEX! IT WORKS!
 
I don't know what that is, but I just ordered three.

That's why I love Bacardi commercials, people freak out because they say they skew human sexuality and other PC bullshit:

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But no! I mean look at those idiots, they are DRUNK and doing STUPID SHIT. Booze is the only way you'll ever look good to someone else and get laid. Truth in advertising!
 
LOL @ "Asset manager". Yeah, right. I don't think I've ever even seen a woman in real life who is that perfect. And if I did, she sure as hell wasn't an "asset manager".