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Trylakos
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Trylakos said:
Hahahaha. Does look like hes un-safe at least a little bit.
http://www.weakgame.com/media_12536_masturbation_tips.html loliez.
Trylakos
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http://www.boston.com/news/local/articles/2006/08/30/guard_families_cope_in_two_dimensions/
creeepyyy
edit: oh my god some people are horrible
"Mommy says that my Flat-Daddy is to prepare us for when my 3D Daddy gets killed and we have him freeze-dried. Then she can use him for the car pool lane and I can sit on his lap without him touching my secret place.
Flat-Daddy is allowing me to get to know my father sober but he's a bit too quiet. When we get him freeze dried, he'll have a pull-cord in his back with some of his favorite sayings.
As much as I appreciate my Flat-Daddy, I can't wait to see my Freeze Pop."
creeepyyy
edit: oh my god some people are horrible
"Mommy says that my Flat-Daddy is to prepare us for when my 3D Daddy gets killed and we have him freeze-dried. Then she can use him for the car pool lane and I can sit on his lap without him touching my secret place.
Flat-Daddy is allowing me to get to know my father sober but he's a bit too quiet. When we get him freeze dried, he'll have a pull-cord in his back with some of his favorite sayings.
As much as I appreciate my Flat-Daddy, I can't wait to see my Freeze Pop."
Six-winged Seraph
Without Air
"If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him!
If you meet the patriarchs or the arhats on your way, kill them too...
Bodhidharma was an old bearded barbarian...
Nirvana and Bodhi are dead stumps to tie your donkey to.
The sacred teachings are only lists of ghosts, sheets of paper fit for wiping the pus from your boils."
Probobly have heard that before, but still baddass.
If you meet the patriarchs or the arhats on your way, kill them too...
Bodhidharma was an old bearded barbarian...
Nirvana and Bodhi are dead stumps to tie your donkey to.
The sacred teachings are only lists of ghosts, sheets of paper fit for wiping the pus from your boils."
Probobly have heard that before, but still baddass.
dill_the_devil
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Thanatopsis123 said:
It's part of a goat's skull - the eye sockets are just visible either side, just above the bottom of the sig.
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Six-winged Seraph
Without Air
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I just got back from the first part of my first physical. I only had to hand over some blood and piss. When I put my piss container in the box with the others I noticed I filled mine a whole lot more than everyone else.
Trylakos
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
Do you think that if a toothed vagina existed, do you think people would try to bite tinfoil for pleasure? Although it hurts on the teeth in the mouth, some people may have masochistic tendencies, overcoming and feeling the possible sensation in all the nerves down below.
Do you think that if a toothed vagina existed, do you think people would try to bite tinfoil for pleasure? Although it hurts on the teeth in the mouth, some people may have masochistic tendencies, overcoming and feeling the possible sensation in all the nerves down below.
Thanatopsis123
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That was supposed to be a cool gif that showed the difference in sizes of particular planets and stars.
Trylakos
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was it the one with the crazy ass comparison of earth to sun to ARcturus to Antares?Thanatopsis123 said:That was supposed to be a cool gif that showed the difference in sizes of particular planets and stars.
