In 2 hours I have to go to the downtown courthouse to deal with another traffic violation, with a bail amount totaling over $800+. Yay!
"Hello my honey, hello my darling, hello my ragtime gal!"
I just got a phone call from the number 666-666-6666. It said, "Hey Brandon, this is a call to tell you to keep the good work up. Hail Satan!"
No Lie!
Pssh, not real decapitation. Doesn't count.
I have aquired 2 new girls sweaters to take sexy pics of me in them
I find it pretty funny when the mom said: it's a miracle! When actually men did all the work. Pshh... always giving some god all the credit.
/WikipediaDallas Toler-Wade is the vocalist/guitarist from the Egyptian-themed death metal band Nile. He is also reportedly quite a proficient drummer. He and his fellow guitarist in Nile, Karl Sanders are known for their extremely fast and technical guitar work. Alongside Strapping Young Lad's Devin Townsend and Cryptopsy's Alex Auburn, he has one of death metal's most famous Skullets.