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[Impudent]

That's pretty crazy.

Even more crazy than your call from the middle of the universe (000-000-0000, or whatever).

 

[Demilich]

I have aquired 2 new girls sweaters to take sexy pics of me in them

you said you'd post one already! what's the deal? i have feelings you know! you can't jusr say stuff and then not do it. or else.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Mirror.co.uk - News - THE BOY WHO SURVIVED DECAPITATION holy shit!

what no video? ghey

 

[Guthrum]

Even more crazy than your call from the middle of the universe (000-000-0000, or whatever).

I forgot about that.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Previously Unknown Prejudice Against Japanese Surfaces During Game Of Battleship

December 7, 2006 | Issue 42•49

SAN FRANCISCO—An otherwise unremarkable game of Battleship, the time-honored naval-themed contest of double-blind coordinate prediction, resulted in a completely unheralded display of anti-Japanese bias by participant Ronald Clark, 39. "I thought you'd guess G-5, you clever Nip bastards," Clark muttered under his breath loudly enough to be heard by everyone in the family living room. "Good with numbers, aren't you, you slanty-eyed yellow bug-eaters?" Sources close to Clark later noted that when playing Monopoly, he usually refused to purchase property in cheaper, lower-rent neighborhoods because the "fucking beaners always trash the places anyway."

 

[Guthrum]

HAHA

 

[Trylakos]

BBC NEWS | Health | Trying desperately to measure up

crazy asians there are no computers in vaseline

 

[Guthrum]

BBC NEWS | Health | Trying desperately to measure up

crazy asians there are no computers in vaseline

The man had used a high-pressure pneumatic grease gun to inject his penis

It's pretty much common sense to not use anything with the words "high-pressure" in it on your junk.

"Using this high-pressure grease gun to inject shit into my junk does seem dangerous, but it's okay, my dick is going to be like Stretch Armstrong."

 

[dill_the_devil]

"Using this high-pressure grease gun to inject shit into my junk does seem dangerous, but it's okay, my dick is going to be like Stretch Armstrong."

Post of the year?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Apparently a black woman in the U.S. named her children Orangejello, Lemonjello, and Shithead.

Orangejello pronounced or-on-gel-oh
Lemonjello pronounced lem-on-gel-oh
Shithead pronounced shi-teed

 

[Impudent]

LOLOMG

 

[swizzlenuts]

Apparently a black woman in the U.S. named her children Orangejello, Lemonjello, and Shithead.

Orangejello pronounced or-on-gel-oh
Lemonjello pronounced lem-on-gel-oh
Shithead pronounced shi-teed

I heard that before, and it was because she liked Orange Jello and Lemon Jello at the hospital.

 

[dorian gray]

How the fuck does this shit keep happening to you with money? How many PS2s do you plan on breaking on the way down to the courtroom?

 

[dorian gray]

Apparently a black woman in the U.S. named her children Orangejello, Lemonjello, and Shithead.

Orangejello pronounced or-on-gel-oh
Lemonjello pronounced lem-on-gel-oh
Shithead pronounced shi-teed

This is true

 

[cthulufhtagn]

traveling is fun

i went to arica in the north of chile. they get 0.8mm of precipitation a year. nice place. drank too much (er i mean, just enough am i rite), sexxed up a sexxxy chilean bint. next.

then i went to la paz, bolivia. holy crap bolivia is fucking poor. la paz is also the highest altitude capital city in the world, and the streets were totally crowded with people selling everything from socks to coca leaves. everything there is fucking cheap too, naturally. next.

then i went to lake titicaca and saw some floating reed islands. sweet. next.

now i'm in cusco, peru...partied hard last night, saw some sweet ruins today, going to machu picchu tomorrow.

gotta come home in a week. dammit.


oh, er pics eventually i guess

 

[Guthrum]

lake titicaca

Best name for a lake EVER.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

let's see you make fun of that one, smart guy

 

[Guthrum]

It's like the Japanese named it after their scat porn.

 

[Trylakos]

fact: tsuchinoko's live in people's butts

 

[Guthrum]

-Some tsuchinoko have been known to speak human language, but they often lie.
-The tsuchinoko enjoy alcohol.