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Hey long-haired faggot types: yeah, so when you're growing your hair out, how do you keep it from looking like shit? I have some serious split/dead-ends or whatever theyre called and my hair has no shape. I look like an idiot. The wife said I just need to trim it up to give it some shape. Isn't that defeating the purpose? Meh, anyway, maybe I shouldn't have long hair.
 
answer: there is no way to avoid that. You'll just have to look like an idiot for a little bit

it will only be for a year or so, then the humiliation will pass, but if you're really a man you can handle it.

You're a real man, aren't you, Dorian Gray?
 
Thus far I've attempted to thwart the idiot-look by using large quantities of pomade in an effort to look like I have an actual hair style. Problem is, after awhile the pomade-hardended hair falls down and pokes me in the eyes. It hurts. :cry: