Go buy a beer from a vending machine, and then drink it on the street. Tell me it doesn't rule.
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Those are completely gone. Although you can still buy used panties elsewhere. Sometimes if the chick is ugly and her's aren't selling, they'll even go on discount!
Oh, and I was informed that there are Yakuza in my town. Apparently they sell icecream at the beach in the summer. And yes, I'm serious. The Yakuza here has an icecream stand.
Oh, and I was informed that there are Yakuza in my town. Apparently they sell icecream at the beach in the summer. And yes, I'm serious. The Yakuza here has an icecream stand.
MFJ
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dorian gray
Returning videotapes
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Sometimes classes have me spell things for them on a whiteboard. You should have seen it after one class. It looked a bit like this:
transvestite
trans-sexual
trans-gender
crossdresser
butcher
tomboy
transvestite
trans-sexual
trans-gender
crossdresser
butcher
tomboy
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
Hate Campaign, Death Metal, Massive Killing Capactiy, and The God That Never Was are their best I think anyway. Like An Ever Flowing Stream is kick ass too.
cthulufhtagn
Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago
dill_the_devil
OneMetal.com Music Editor
Watching two movies back to back is strangely tiring, no matter how much you love the films. Why is this?
Climb Thar Hill
not family oriented
Fuck Los Angeles! 
My niece was to walk to my house after school until her mom got off of work. I get a call from my niece about 15 minutes after she was to get out and she told me the school is on lockdown. Apparently, two gangs (The Avenues & Highland Park, both beaner gangs) were basically fighting for control of the trash filled urine enriched streets in front of the school.
I wish nothing but horrible deaths to all those involved with gangs.
I need to head North, stat.
My niece was to walk to my house after school until her mom got off of work. I get a call from my niece about 15 minutes after she was to get out and she told me the school is on lockdown. Apparently, two gangs (The Avenues & Highland Park, both beaner gangs) were basically fighting for control of the trash filled urine enriched streets in front of the school.
I wish nothing but horrible deaths to all those involved with gangs.
I need to head North, stat.
hahahaha I heard about that this morning. Fucking hilarious.
Claws of Perdition
Wipes sitting down
haha that was good
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
Fuck Los Angeles!
My niece was to walk to my house after school until her mom got off of work. I get a call from my niece about 15 minutes after she was to get out and she told me the school is on lockdown. Apparently, two gangs (The Avenues & Highland Park, both beaner gangs) were basically fighting for control of the trash filled urine enriched streets in front of the school.
I wish nothing but horrible deaths to all those involved with gangs.
I need to head North, stat.
get the fuck out of that town.
Trylakos
gimme my key bitch!
YA KNOWS WHATZ 'M SAYIN? - Used at the end of a sentence. Denotes a request for understanding from the Negroid individual. If you hear this repeatedly in a conversation,
put your foot in the apes mouth to shut it up.
MUH BITCH IZ EATIN' GREENS 'N COURNBREAD - The my pals bitch is eating vegetables and cornbread, just like the good old days down south on the plantation.
I'S GOTTA JET - I must leave at an immediately. The Negro must bail his bitch out of the slammer for selling crack or other substances deemed inappropriate to society by the US Government.
I'S GOT YOUR BACK - Denotes a false sense of protection by one my pals to another. The Negro will often flee the scene in immediate danger because nigs are well known for their footspeed.
In otherwords, the Niggerous-apeus is a fast land animal.
WHITEY, CRACKER, WHITEBREAD, HONKY - Adjectives used to describe a caucasian individual. A proper response to the offending Negro is " Fuck you: (choose one) my pals, junglebunny, jigaboo, porchmonkey, apeman, chimp, coon, darkie, furhead, monkeyman or shit-colored ape."
DOG - Not the domesticated mammalian which barks. Used to denote Negros bitches.
OG - Old Gangsta. Used in the ghetto. Denotes authority in a territorial gang of Negros. Be aware that the Negro who is an OG is armed and dangerous. The Negro known as an OG will most likely being carrying a firearm (semi-auto), pager and a bunch of dope for sale to school children.
YO, HOMEY, LET'S PLAY HOOPS - Hi ya fellow my pals, Let us play basketball. Young monkey males are notorious for playing basketball. Many poor my pals on welfare buy $200 shoes and hit the courts nightly, thanks to the handsome drug dealing profits.
SMOKE HIM, FOO - Shoot him, friend. Used in my pals culture to denote a killing of another. Hopefully another my pals.
YOU BE TRIPPIN', FOO - Your are paranoid, friend. May have other meanings; "You are fucked up." Can sometimes be diffcult to determine; my pals slang is usually understandable only by my pals.
MY BAD - Monkey made a mistake. Happens constantly since the negro brain is weak & inferior.
DISSIN' -my pals is getting upppity by disrespecting and/or pissing off a fellow my pals.
YO MAMA - The negro finds your mother attractive, or the negroid thinks that by insulting your mother that he is insulting you. Insult doesn't apply to other my pals because all coons are hatched, not born.
CHRONIC - Used to denote marijuana. Synonym is used in gangsta rap songs. Marijuana has an adverse effect on the negroid system, possibly giving them chronic bronchial infections. The medical condition can have a positive effect on whites when they hear about the my pals deaths increasing!
DAY GONNA GET DAY ASS SHOT ALL UP - They are going to be shot repeatedly. The my pals ghetto culture encourages violence against rival negroes, helping to purify the town of racial inferiors.
GAT - Gun. As known, many young my pals males are notorious for owning stolen firearms.
DIS SHIT IS WHACK - This situation is not correct or the drugs don't get the my pals high or Monkey don't understand. The weak negro mind sometimes doesn't know it's breakfast from a bowel movement.
MUH JIMMY IS WHACKED - My inhuman 18inch gorillia penis is not functioning properly.
GIT MUH GRUB ON - Eating. They negroid diet usually consists of watermelon, ribs, and fried chicken and grits. Their racial family the African tribes; often drank goat's blood and ate each other.
RIDE - Automobile. Many shit-colored my pals males steal cars and take them out for joyrides. This offense is punishable by up to 10 years of lifting weights with their niggie-friends in "Penn state" college.
DA BOMB - It be the greatest thing since cornbread. Since the negroid americans were not allowed to drop atomic bombs in WWII, they now refer to things they like as the bomb. Too bad Truman didn't nuke the Africa also.
I BE HANGIN' IN MUH CRIB - I am sitting in my dwelling. Many my pals refer to their home as a crib, a childish manifestation of their childish minds.
WHERE BE DA HOES MANG - Where are the whores man? Many my pals get high on a substance deemed toxic (glue sniffing) then pick up prostitutes because their wifes and/or girlfriends are constantly busy being pimped out.
STEP OFF - Denotes a request from one negro to another to please remain calm. Usually asked after a my pals knocks over a 7-11 or liquor store.
HOMEY - A Faggot my pals requesting some brown action from the male ape he's attracted to.
G-FUNK/THANG - G denotes gangsta. Since many my pals youths hang in gangs and hardly bath, they both look and smell funky.
BRACE YERSELF FOO' - Prepare yourself for anything, my my pals friend. It has been estimated that a my pals is shot every three seconds; helping out the white cause. The my pals with the gun says this phrase while he does all whitemen a service by shooting at rivial my pals.
WORD UP - my pals #1 understands the my pals #2 or vica veresa.
KICKIN IT WITH THE HONEYS - Staying at home with a my pals bitch. Many negroid males have sex frequently because of the pubic hair on their heads. Negroid males have small brains but they were compensated for their mental-inferiorities with large penises.
PEEP THIS SHIT - Look at this. Many negroes stare at an object aimlessly for minutes or hours. The negro brain processes information about as fast as they work, if they work.
LAY BACK IN THE CUT - Sit in the car out of sight. If one negro is robbing the 7-11 and his get-a-way driver is in the parking lot, the robber will say this to his driver so he will not get nervous when "Whitey" comes to arrest them.
PEACE OUT - Goodbye until I see you again, be careful where you may go. Denotes a false sense of caring. The negro often gets into dangerous situations with other my pals. As the crime rate increases, more negroes die, while those remaining coons screw like dogs to unfortunately keep the my pals herd alive and thriving.
IN DA HOUSE - I am present, my pals shall now commence with activities of crime, fornication, and drug abuse. Many negroes go to parties and fornicate, thus driving up the blackie population.
WHOP YOUR ASS - I will assault you until I render you un- conscious. Denotes a threat from a negro to another negro. Many negroes beat each other unconscious everyday and cause many injuries. Whitey has the apemen to thank for the health insurance rates going up.
KNOCKIN BOOTS - Having sex. Many negroid males sodomize HOOD RATS, SKANKS, WHORES, HOES and other nasty my pals bitches who live in the ghetto. The female my pals will screw any piece of meat with two legs so the bitch can get her next drug fix.
put your foot in the apes mouth to shut it up.
MUH BITCH IZ EATIN' GREENS 'N COURNBREAD - The my pals bitch is eating vegetables and cornbread, just like the good old days down south on the plantation.
I'S GOTTA JET - I must leave at an immediately. The Negro must bail his bitch out of the slammer for selling crack or other substances deemed inappropriate to society by the US Government.
I'S GOT YOUR BACK - Denotes a false sense of protection by one my pals to another. The Negro will often flee the scene in immediate danger because nigs are well known for their footspeed.
In otherwords, the Niggerous-apeus is a fast land animal.
WHITEY, CRACKER, WHITEBREAD, HONKY - Adjectives used to describe a caucasian individual. A proper response to the offending Negro is " Fuck you: (choose one) my pals, junglebunny, jigaboo, porchmonkey, apeman, chimp, coon, darkie, furhead, monkeyman or shit-colored ape."
DOG - Not the domesticated mammalian which barks. Used to denote Negros bitches.
OG - Old Gangsta. Used in the ghetto. Denotes authority in a territorial gang of Negros. Be aware that the Negro who is an OG is armed and dangerous. The Negro known as an OG will most likely being carrying a firearm (semi-auto), pager and a bunch of dope for sale to school children.
YO, HOMEY, LET'S PLAY HOOPS - Hi ya fellow my pals, Let us play basketball. Young monkey males are notorious for playing basketball. Many poor my pals on welfare buy $200 shoes and hit the courts nightly, thanks to the handsome drug dealing profits.
SMOKE HIM, FOO - Shoot him, friend. Used in my pals culture to denote a killing of another. Hopefully another my pals.
YOU BE TRIPPIN', FOO - Your are paranoid, friend. May have other meanings; "You are fucked up." Can sometimes be diffcult to determine; my pals slang is usually understandable only by my pals.
MY BAD - Monkey made a mistake. Happens constantly since the negro brain is weak & inferior.
DISSIN' -my pals is getting upppity by disrespecting and/or pissing off a fellow my pals.
YO MAMA - The negro finds your mother attractive, or the negroid thinks that by insulting your mother that he is insulting you. Insult doesn't apply to other my pals because all coons are hatched, not born.
CHRONIC - Used to denote marijuana. Synonym is used in gangsta rap songs. Marijuana has an adverse effect on the negroid system, possibly giving them chronic bronchial infections. The medical condition can have a positive effect on whites when they hear about the my pals deaths increasing!
DAY GONNA GET DAY ASS SHOT ALL UP - They are going to be shot repeatedly. The my pals ghetto culture encourages violence against rival negroes, helping to purify the town of racial inferiors.
GAT - Gun. As known, many young my pals males are notorious for owning stolen firearms.
DIS SHIT IS WHACK - This situation is not correct or the drugs don't get the my pals high or Monkey don't understand. The weak negro mind sometimes doesn't know it's breakfast from a bowel movement.
MUH JIMMY IS WHACKED - My inhuman 18inch gorillia penis is not functioning properly.
GIT MUH GRUB ON - Eating. They negroid diet usually consists of watermelon, ribs, and fried chicken and grits. Their racial family the African tribes; often drank goat's blood and ate each other.
RIDE - Automobile. Many shit-colored my pals males steal cars and take them out for joyrides. This offense is punishable by up to 10 years of lifting weights with their niggie-friends in "Penn state" college.
DA BOMB - It be the greatest thing since cornbread. Since the negroid americans were not allowed to drop atomic bombs in WWII, they now refer to things they like as the bomb. Too bad Truman didn't nuke the Africa also.
I BE HANGIN' IN MUH CRIB - I am sitting in my dwelling. Many my pals refer to their home as a crib, a childish manifestation of their childish minds.
WHERE BE DA HOES MANG - Where are the whores man? Many my pals get high on a substance deemed toxic (glue sniffing) then pick up prostitutes because their wifes and/or girlfriends are constantly busy being pimped out.
STEP OFF - Denotes a request from one negro to another to please remain calm. Usually asked after a my pals knocks over a 7-11 or liquor store.
HOMEY - A Faggot my pals requesting some brown action from the male ape he's attracted to.
G-FUNK/THANG - G denotes gangsta. Since many my pals youths hang in gangs and hardly bath, they both look and smell funky.
BRACE YERSELF FOO' - Prepare yourself for anything, my my pals friend. It has been estimated that a my pals is shot every three seconds; helping out the white cause. The my pals with the gun says this phrase while he does all whitemen a service by shooting at rivial my pals.
WORD UP - my pals #1 understands the my pals #2 or vica veresa.
KICKIN IT WITH THE HONEYS - Staying at home with a my pals bitch. Many negroid males have sex frequently because of the pubic hair on their heads. Negroid males have small brains but they were compensated for their mental-inferiorities with large penises.
PEEP THIS SHIT - Look at this. Many negroes stare at an object aimlessly for minutes or hours. The negro brain processes information about as fast as they work, if they work.
LAY BACK IN THE CUT - Sit in the car out of sight. If one negro is robbing the 7-11 and his get-a-way driver is in the parking lot, the robber will say this to his driver so he will not get nervous when "Whitey" comes to arrest them.
PEACE OUT - Goodbye until I see you again, be careful where you may go. Denotes a false sense of caring. The negro often gets into dangerous situations with other my pals. As the crime rate increases, more negroes die, while those remaining coons screw like dogs to unfortunately keep the my pals herd alive and thriving.
IN DA HOUSE - I am present, my pals shall now commence with activities of crime, fornication, and drug abuse. Many negroes go to parties and fornicate, thus driving up the blackie population.
WHOP YOUR ASS - I will assault you until I render you un- conscious. Denotes a threat from a negro to another negro. Many negroes beat each other unconscious everyday and cause many injuries. Whitey has the apemen to thank for the health insurance rates going up.
KNOCKIN BOOTS - Having sex. Many negroid males sodomize HOOD RATS, SKANKS, WHORES, HOES and other nasty my pals bitches who live in the ghetto. The female my pals will screw any piece of meat with two legs so the bitch can get her next drug fix.
cthulufhtagn
Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago
Trylakos
gimme my key bitch!
And
@ Trylakos' post.
Mormagil
bring back the corvee
