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[23:31] <Majestika> so I was laughing psychotically for about five minutes straight when I looked up t&#242; p&#233;os in Liddell and Scott's Greek-English Lexicon today and was offered the only explaination of "membrum virile"
[23:33] <Majestika> and pointing to its usage in Aristophanes, where, if you have the context, it clearly means "dick" or "cock"
[23:33] <Majestika> but the sole explaination (given in Latin, no less) translates roughly to "manly member" or "man member"
[23:34] <Majestika> oh these Victorian scholars....
[23:34] <Majestika> (Liddell and Scott was published in 1889)
[23:35] <Majestika> good god I'm a nerd
 
$220 for doing that is much more fair than $200 for accidentally going down a little alleyway the wrong way.
 
I see you Reign in Acai. ;)

I was joking, by the way.

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In my lifetime, I estimate that I have spent around 4,000 on traffic violations. Where did this money go I wonder? Was it part of a grant to help re-build a local orphanage? Was it turned around and used to fill the potholes that ravage my axels? Perhaps it went to planting some trees in a barren part of town? Nope. It all went to worthless negars!