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[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You thought it was a toothbrush
But it was a flashlight
Broke out all your teeth
In the middle of the night

Now I'm a toothless shitbag
But I can see at night

So the other day, I went to go pay cash for my brand new Lexus
And the rims I ordered, they put the wrong fuckin rims on
It's like when I'm going into a restaurant to eat
I can't sit down without some son-of-a-bitch kid coming up to me
And saying "Hey! Sign this! Sign this!"
Why don't you sign my cock you little bastard
I'm trying to eat a fuckin meal here
I don't care if you buy my records
Get the fuck out of here before I punch your cock
I'm sponsored by Adidas
And what do I give a fuck if little philipino kids work for 15 cents a year to make these god damn shoes
They look great!
You put on a pair of Adidas and a brand new fuckin fur coat and you are stylin'
And let's face it, that's what this business is all about
STYLE!
I mean listen to these guitars, they sound like shit
Me and Jimmy made this up in a half an hour
You don't have to be any good to do this
Kiss my belly button from the inside

 

[Guthrum]

When is their second album coming out? Anyone know?

 

[Evil?]

The fucking best parents ever

I posted that on page 241. It made me do this then this then this

 

[Krilons Resa]

MOTHEFUCKEERR...

Trying to book a hotel in downtown Baltimore and organizing everything is fucking stressful and expensive...this shit is for the BIRDS!!!

 

[swizzlenuts]

I've spent a lot of time on www.godisimaginary.com today, good site.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

MOTHEFUCKEERR...

Trying to book a hotel in downtown Baltimore and organizing everything is fucking stressful and expensive...this shit is for the BIRDS!!!

Moral of the story: Don't go to Baltimore. Ever.

 

[dorian gray]

Second that ^

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Baltimore needs to be firebombed.

 

[dorian gray]

*looks around shiftily*

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yeah, well...that's out of the question you fucks.

Fuck Baltimore, yeah....but not when the, possibly, greatest festival in my lifetime is going to be held there.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

[15:01] <Majestika> hey, what's the link to autoanus.php again? I have need of it
[15:04] <egj> i dont think it exists
[15:04] <Majestika>
[15:04] <egj> actually it does
[15:04] <egj> apparnrtly
[15:04] <egj> http://h81172193196.kund.kommunicera.umea.se/~egj/autoanus.php
[15:04] <egj> this will work for like 20 more minutes before i go to bd
[15:05] <egj> lol it doesnt even work
[15:05] <egj> well no matter
[15:05] <egj> http://nw.ath.cx/~erik/autoanus.php
[15:05] <egj> oh
[15:06] <Majestika> ah
[15:06] <Majestika> I was going to nw.ath.cx/~egj and that didn't exist
[15:09] <egj> "I'll never again see the sun rise
[15:09] <egj> Cause now I'm in my eternal bed
[15:09] <egj> Death is so sweet and nice
[15:09] <egj> And I enjoy being dead"
[15:11] <Majestika> oh you and your goth poetry
[15:12] <egj> lol

 

[IOfTheStorm]

I've spent a lot of time on www.godisimaginary.com today, good site.

One of the most retarded and funny sites ever, i must say.

 

[Krilons Resa]

yeah, that is pretty fucking dumb, I must say.

 

[MFJ]

awesome, i just got arrested three hours ago in greenfield, mass.

possession of grade D narcotics (marijuana). i'll probably be going to jail!

 

[circus_brimstone]

awesome, i just got arrested three hours ago in greenfield, mass.

possession of grade D narcotics (marijuana). i'll probably be going to jail!

Justice is served, friend.

 

[MFJ]

god bless america

 

[MajestikMøøse]

 

[dorian gray]

Grade D?! That's lame!
I'll bust you out man! Where's Massachusetts?

 

[Demilich]

awesome, i just got arrested three hours ago in greenfield, mass.

possession of grade D narcotics (marijuana). i'll probably be going to jail!

This is why you SHOULD HAVE MOVED TO CANADA A LONG FUCKING TIME AGO!

 

[dill_the_devil]

You could get sent down for that? Over here they'd pretty much just take it off you and send you on your way, as long as it's small enough an amount to just be for personal use.