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[Thanatopsis123]

I think there needs to be a sticky thread where Thanatopsis can update us on his insanely hilarious experiences.

And what I've shared here isn't even the tip of the iceberg. Hell, I've already forgotten way more funny shit than I've told anyone.

 

[circus_brimstone]

Chinese translation error blamed for slur on sofa label:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/04/19/canada.couch.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

 

[MFJ]

Trillian ftw

Solitude Aeternus and Beer this weekend.

you mean FOTMBM?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Conan the Destroyer on Encore Action

edit: my brother is watching Conan on one tv, Im watching it downstairs, and my parents are watching it. My family rules!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Chinese translation error blamed for slur on sofa label:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/WORLD/americas/04/19/canada.couch.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

lol @ negroes

 

[AsModEe]

you must now say dark brown people

 

[EricT]

solitude aeturnus RULED!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

so I go upstairs a little after 3am so I can piss and brush my teeth before bed.
I notice quickly that it smells of shit, but the toilet hasnt been flushed in a while (pee in there)
I look around a bit and see a glob of shit sitting on the toilet seat while is in the up position.
"god dammit!" I think to myself.
So I go and take my piss and notice a good meatball sized turd on the ground a little bit behind the toilet. fucking drunk ass Fent.
I walk out of the bathroom and my other brother says, "Fent is puking a lot"
I say, "theres shit on the floor!" then he replies, "yeah he's drunk"

dammit!

 

[Guthrum]

Like I always say, nothing worse than a turd out of water.

 

[Trylakos]

I know I will probably get flamed but Imogen Heap's Speak for Yourself is one of my favourite albums ever

 

[Caelum Adustum]

Just finished a Danish beer called "Elephant".....suffice to say it wasn't very good.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

haha! my brother said it was terrible

 

[Dark One]

You stupid flippin cunt. You, I'm talking to you shit-head. You just cost me $6000. That's right, $6000! And one Cadillac. Whadd'ya gonna do about it? What are ya gonna do about it, asshole? You flippin shit! Where did you learn to trade you stupid flippin cunt you idiot?! Whoever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job shit-head. I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick your sucking on, you're goin' out!

What you're hired for is to help us does that seem clear to you...TO-HELP-US! not to FUCK-US-UP!, to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy!, you company man!.You never open your mouth 'til you know what the shot is, you flippin child!

 

[SteveO)))]

Just finished a Danish beer called "Elephant".....suffice to say it wasn't very good.

Had a friend here that bought it once. That stuff is shit

 

[lurch70]

You stupid flippin cunt. You, I'm talking to you shit-head. You just cost me $6000. That's right, $6000! And one Cadillac. Whadd'ya gonna do about it? What are ya gonna do about it, asshole? You flippin shit! Where did you learn to trade you stupid flippin cunt you idiot?! Whoever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job shit-head. I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick your sucking on, you're goin' out!

What you're hired for is to help us does that seem clear to you...TO-HELP-US! not to FUCK-US-UP!, to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy!, you company man!.You never open your mouth 'til you know what the shot is, you flippin child!

best Baldwin ever ... he came close in The Departed again ... but that was his defining work for me.

(edit ... hehe, those were Pacino's lines ... anyway ... best Baldwin ever )

 

[Susperia]

No idea if these have been posted before, but if you're a fan of Kids in the Hall, you'll probably enjoy these guys:

Youtube-"Cunningham Muffins"

Youtube- "Lets get some Shoes"

 

[NAD]

Elephant beer is not bad. It tastes a little like foot, but I've had worse.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

bahahah

 

[dill_the_devil]

You stupid flippin cunt. You, I'm talking to you shit-head. You just cost me $6000. That's right, $6000! And one Cadillac. Whadd'ya gonna do about it? What are ya gonna do about it, asshole? You flippin shit! Where did you learn to trade you stupid flippin cunt you idiot?! Whoever told you that you could work with men? Oh, I'm gonna have your job shit-head. I don't care whose nephew you are, who you know, whose dick your sucking on, you're goin' out!

What you're hired for is to help us does that seem clear to you...TO-HELP-US! not to FUCK-US-UP!, to help men who are going out there to try to earn a living, you fairy!, you company man!.You never open your mouth 'til you know what the shot is, you flippin child!

What's with 'flipping' replacing 'fucking' here, but 'cunt' is okay?

But yeah, I watched that film last week, really excellent movie. Baldwin's only on screen for like, four minutes, but he owns the movie.

 

[Dark One]

What's with 'flipping' replacing 'fucking' here, but 'cunt' is okay?

Because in this thread I can write any flipping thing I want.