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[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Sometimes the spamming of hacked myspace pages gets downright humerous with irony. Today I saw a bulletin posted by Misery Index, the political death/punk metal band that descended from Dying Fetus that I'm sure you are all aware of. The bulletin went on about the new amazing free giveaway's/discounts of Fall Fashions on Macy's website.

 

[Evil?]

http://www.takemetoyourfenriz.com/

 

[skeptik]

Sometimes the spamming of hacked myspace pages gets downright humerous with irony. Today I saw a bulletin posted by Misery Index, the political death/punk metal band that descended from Dying Fetus that I'm sure you are all aware of. The bulletin went on about the new amazing free giveaway's/discounts of Fall Fashions on Macy's website.

ZEMIAL

Aug 26, 2007 5:44 AM Who wants to goto the mall w/me?

 

[Krilons Resa]

I cant stop listening to The Allman Brothers' song Blue Sky.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Oh man I feel like shit. I wonder if it's the cereal a student gave me, the stuff I assumed was milk that I put on it, or some of the random mystery foods I bought recently at a local delicatessen.

Have I mentioned how much it fucking sucks to be in a country where you're almost completely illiterate? I've been here 8 god damn months and I can only read about 5 kanji.

 

[Reign in Acai]

How much are you getting paid to be in that yellow hell?!? It better be a bare minimum of 60k a year.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Oh it's not much. I actually get paid not only less than those in the JET program (a government program), but even less than the average eikaiwa (English conversation school like what I teach at) teacher. Plus, I only got my full wages one of my eight months here. I was docked my first month for training I never received. My pay was later lowered because some students quit. Oh, and my boss takes out money without asking to pay for the taxes on her old car. And I don't know if I ever mentioned that because my town is fairly well to do because of a wealthy textile industry and a ton of rich engineers from the local nuclear power plant, many things in my town are just as expensive as they are in Tokyo.

But despite it all, I've been able to save up some money (much of which I'll need to fly my sorry ass out of this shithole before long) with my monk-like, frugal existance.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Good Christ mate, why didn't you just teach ESL in the good ole U.S of A?

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Good Christ mate, why didn't you just teach ESL in the good ole U.S of A?

what are you trying to do? Get em' killed?!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I'm not sure if it's more funny or sad that almost all of my students expect to be shot if they step foot inside the U.S.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Mexicans are fucking foul.

A recap of a typical day at my job.

:ext. from the loading dock rings:

Me: Your name sir?!?
Spic: Jose
Me: Your last name?
Spic: :::Grunt:::
Me: Your last name sir?
Spic: Gomez
Me: Where are you going?
Spic: :::Silence:
Me: Where are you going?
Spic: :::Silence:::
Me: Donde tu vas?!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Japan and California have some striking similarities. They're about the same size, both are quite expensive to live in, the majority of the populations can't speak English, and both are filled with assholes.

 

[Tranquillian]

Christ Doomcifer, open up some fucking slots on DC!


(HD got WIPED)

Are you guys in the SweMetalheads hub? If you aren't I can get you inside. Then you could gaze at my share in awe.

 

[Tranquillian]

http://www.takemetoyourfenriz.com/

Thats cool, I have it on dvd. It's from a dvd that comes with Rock Hard magazine every 3 issues or so.

 

[lurch70]

Mexicans are fucking foul.

A recap of a typical day at my job.

:ext. from the loading dock rings:

Me: Your name sir?!?
Spic: Jose
Me: Your last name?
Spic: :::Grunt:::
Me: Your last name sir?
Spic: Gomez
Me: Where are you going?
Spic: :::Silence:
Me: Where are you going?
Spic: :::Silence:::
Me: Donde tu vas?!

are you a border guard esse?

 

[Reign in Acai]

are you a border guard esse?

:::silence:::


Como?

 

[Hell Mike]

Are you guys in the SweMetalheads hub? If you aren't I can get you inside. Then you could gaze at my share in awe.

Will you hook me up to that when my new computer has arrived?

 

[Tranquillian]

Will you hook me up to that when my new computer has arrived?

Aye.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

What the shit, it's about 98° right now

How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy doing anything today. fuck you weather

 

[NAD]

...Florida state representative Bob Allen, formerly John McCain's state campaign co-chair, was arrested in July after he offered a police officer $20 for the privilege of performing oral sex...

Post-arrest, Allen, appealing at once to homophobia and racism, mounted a "black (gay) panic" defense. You
see he wasn't really interested in giving head, he was just trying to save his neck. Apparently, the cop was
"a pretty stocky black guy" and "there were nothing but other black guys around in the park." Fearing he
was "about to become a statistic," Allen did what any other, rational, straight (straight!), white man would
do if he just so happened to find himself cruising a public restroom full of black men: fork over a Jackson and drop to your knees.

This contest is over, give that man the $10,000!