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[Thanatopsis123]

What reaction? She just let it happen like it was the most natural thing in the world.

 

[Guthrum]

Well, at least we know who the future leaders of the world are.

 

[Krilons Resa]

hahaha

i love cultureshock stories.

 

[MFJ]

The other day after a class a small child came up to me and patted my ass. I just sat there thinking "What the fuck was that about?" as I watched her go back over to her mother, say something in Japanese, and then come back over and do the same damned thing as the mother just watched.

Oh, and during one class with some young students (4-5 years old) a boy went over to his mother, sat in her lap, spread his legs, grabbed her hand and started using it to stroke himself off through his shorts. And yet, I was the only one in the room with a "OMG WTF!" expression.

now these are some hot stories

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

oh fuck me, i feel so uncomrrtably buzzed right now

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

oh fuck i think i'm gonna die and/or vomit

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

I feel 10% better

 

[Reign in Acai]

oh fuck i think i'm gonna die and/or vomit

As am I from the information you laid at my door. Good Christ!!! uke:

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

I feel a lot better now

 

[E-bortion]

Quite so!

i support both derick and caras statement. gold bond is the medicated powder of champions.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Things I've learned today - laying an unplugged keyboard across my lap and wheeling myself into the next office while doing a Stephen Hawking impression may be in very poor taste, but is undoubtedly hilarious.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Fuck shoes, socks, and pants! am i rite!?

sandals + shorts

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

With that being said I have to attend an early lunch in Hollywood. The womans sister invited us for lunch with her co-workers.

These women better not scoff at my apparel on this 102° day

 

[Thanatopsis123]

After every class I teach I have to write a small report about what I covered and how I taught it. I was just looking at one of my reports from months ago and for one class I apparently wrote "draw dirty make clap". Wtf was that about?

 

[Guthrum]

Things I've learned today - laying an unplugged keyboard across my lap and wheeling myself into the next office while doing a Stephen Hawking impression may be in very poor taste, but is undoubtedly hilarious.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I was walking today and ended up rolling my ankle. Some cunts laughed at me. *homer simpson*

 

[Nico]

Fuck shoes, socks, and pants! am i rite!?

sandals + shorts

Welcome to my world.

 

[skeptik]

Hippies.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Hippies.