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[E-bortion]

I still think Acie won.

given im (was) a cripple?

*edit*

my sob story and beautiful face get more vagina than you.

 

[Reign in Acai]

given im (was) a cripple?

*edit*

my sob story and beautiful face get more vagina than you.

Didn;t you have a wet dream about fucking Derick?!?! No seriously?!?

 

[swizzlenuts]

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1773116

Fucking hilarious when the crowd laughs at him.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Ummmmm... Because I'm a complete fucking retard I agreed to dance at a festival tomorrow in front of thousands in a yukata (like a light summertime kimono) for two hours. I'm completely unprepared.

This is going to end badly, but probably hilariously as well.

 

[Claws of Perdition]

Feet are disgusting things. Keep them in shoes where they belong.

oh man, you havn't seen my feet. All my toes bar the big one look like they're broken.

 

[Reign in Acai]

If it's not foot sex, sure.

Darnit, the links are down! I pmmed my pornbroker to see if he could re-up that shit. Broad looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt and has some of the most gorgeous patas this side of the Serengeti.

Stay Tuned to Royal Pornage for up to the minute news on this matter.

 

[Chromatose]

Everyone fantasizes about me, I can't fault them.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Ummmmm... Because I'm a complete fucking retard I agreed to dance at a festival tomorrow in front of thousands in a yukata (like a light summertime kimono) for two hours. I'm completely unprepared.

This is going to end badly, but probably hilariously as well.

Three words:

Japanese Karaoke Bars.


There is no way that a silly gajin like you can't make more of an ass out of yourself than that.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Are people so stupid that they can not complete a simple ebay transaction without fucking it up?!?! On two separate occasions this week I have had buyers purchase goods and end up sending the money via paypal to my registered email, rather than the one that is linked to my pp account. Good Heavens!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Jerry, is that Stella in your sig?!

 

[E-bortion]

Everyone fantasizes about me, I can't fault them.

its all those catbombs.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Jerry, is that Stella in your sig?!

No clue bro. I just came across it and found it utterly hysterical.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

*meat party flashback to where people were arguing over who had the ugliest feet* :zombie:

why did i even participate? mine are loverly

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh look! I exaggerated it by making toe-fists and scrunching my foot as much as possible! Still nasty though.

 

[Chromatose]

I recall that, as you can see I'm staring and smirking at the whole GROSS FOOT FIASCO

 

[Captain Beard]

I suppose they're really not that bad when I'm not trying to make them look nasty, but, I don't like feet much anyway.They sit in smelly shoes.

 

[Chromatose]

Gold Bond would fix that right up.

I sprinkled the regular strength into my sandals today, it cooled BRIEFLY, but now I really want to step it up a notch for that purpose!

Still not moving up to extra strength for my junks at the mo'

 

[Captain Beard]

I need to go get the powder at some point. With the neuro crap I've had lately, I don't drive much Callin' doctor Monday! But I suppose the powder is a good reason to go. And maybe food.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes! I must have some!