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[Reign in Acai]

I plan to go to every gig from here on out in sandals. Life's too short to be uncomfortable.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Socks and fucking sandals!

 

[Krilons Resa]

^ i laugh whenever i see people doing that.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I wear socks and sandals 90% of the time!

 

[Krilons Resa]

u must have looked like a hobo going out for your walks with your socks, sandals, and beard.

 

[swizzlenuts]

that's how you pick up the chicks!

 

[Krilons Resa]

that's how you pick up the chicks!

 

[swizzlenuts]

 

[Reign in Acai]

I actually do not own one pair of white socks. All negar clad casatines in my collection. Outside of work I wear shoes .008 percent of the time.

My feet are real, and they are spectacular.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Seinfeld?

 

[Reign in Acai]

So tonight we're all going to a comedy club that has a dress code. No sandals, no shorts, no slacky shirts. What the fuck!?!??!

Good thing for alcohol?!?! :danceboy:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

socks and sandals

you know what goes great in socks?? GOLD BOND

no socks, that's ok too, like how i rock them at work

now everyone post their sandaled feets

 

[Reign in Acai]

Cara, hop on Aim, I'm bored out of my tits.


Edit- Your feet look like talons.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Feet are disgusting things. Keep them in shoes where they belong.

 

[Captain Beard]

Don't make me stick my hammer toes in your mouth son.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Do I have to up an hd porn scene of a chick with gorgeous toes?

 

[Captain Beard]

If it's not foot sex, sure.

 

[Chromatose]

Don't make me stick my hammer toes in your mouth son.

*meat party flashback to where people were arguing over who had the ugliest feet* :zombie:

 

[Captain Beard]

I still think Acie won.

 

[Guthrum]

Don't make me stick my hammer toes in your mouth son.

I don't know if it's because I'm so tired, but I can't stop laughing at this.