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[Guthrum]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I drove to a train station today, pulled up to the parking lot and the fucking arm didn't raise to let me in. The machine you're supposed to take your ticket from was spouting some shit in Japanese I couldn't understand so I had to back up out of there after sitting there looking like a confused idiot for a minute. I felt a lot better, however, when I passed by there later and saw some Japs doing the same fucking thing I did.

Tomorrow I'm going to a restaurant owned by the yakuza. I'd heard rumors about the yakuza in my town but they seemed to be nothing but hearsay. I have a new student, however, who is a journalist and she confirmed that a major yakuza branch is headquarted in my town. It's apparently quite famous. She sometimes is assigned to take pictures of them, their main office, and the police that go there. The interesting thing is that the yakuza also take pictures of her.

 

[Guthrum]

The interesting thing is that the yakuza also take pictures of her.

Damn.

 

[skeptik]

At least they don't attach her nipples to car batteries. Yet.

 

[Guthrum]

I read that as "At least they don't attach nipples to her car battery. Yet."

Which is hilarious if you imagine someone attaching sliced off nipples to her car battery, while it's still in the car.

 

[EricT]

Found a site/program I can stream NFL games for free... I am very pleased.

 

[skeptik]

Found a site/program I can stream NFL games for free... I am very pleased.

LINK

I'm fucking sick of not being able to watch Steelers games.

 

[EricT]

http://www.softpedia.com/get/Internet/Internet-Radio-TV-Player/SopCast.shtml

install that and then select the game from

http://streamednfl.blogspot.com/

using the sopcast link for the game.

 

[EricT]

http://www.myp2p.eu/NFL.htm

This site as well, for alternate game stream links.

 

[skeptik]

I love you.

 

[Krilons Resa]

hahahahaha that luau one with MFJ and Doomcifer was excellent.

hahahahah

 

[skeptik]

my pals Sox lost, Yankees won.

SUCK ME

 

[Krilons Resa]

ugh

 

[skeptik]

I'll die laughing if the Yankees win the division.

 

[Krilons Resa]

no matter, we'll take 'em out in the playoffs.

 

[Demilich]

Baseball is the boringest sport in the fucking world.

 

[Krilons Resa]

i have gained 15 fucking pounds this week.

 

[Guthrum]

I lost about 13 pounds in a week and a half, and I have no idea how.

 

[lurch70]

hahahah ... not sure what to make of this one ... but its one catchy tune ...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1737792

 

[spaffe]

Awesome book

Have you read Narziss und Goldmund? It's even better.