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[Susperia]

Lol there's no hint of Africa whatsoever.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

good

 

[Mormagil]

haha, that reminds me of an ms paint erik or nad made a few years back

 

[circus_brimstone]

haha, that reminds me of an ms paint erik or nad made a few years back

Was it the Doom Metal Airlines one?

 

[Claws of Perdition]

I fly out to Nico and Nightmares house tomorrow morning
Let the drinking commence!

 

[Mormagil]

Was it the Doom Metal Airlines one?

yeah! i still have it on another computer somewhere. "here be dragons"

another one i've always liked was the picture of the box erik suggested someone use to ship himself from the US to Wacken

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Hensley and Lawton singing together = perfection.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

i'm tired

 

[circus_brimstone]

yeah! i still have it on another computer somewhere. "here be dragons"

Yeah, me too.

 

[Guthrum]

So a telemarketer called earlier and the caller id said Manassas, VA. She asked for someone who wasn't here, and said if I had any questions to call customer support (Wtf, you called me.) So I ask, "How is it in Man-Ass, Virginia?" And she starts busting up laughing and says "It's quite beautiful." I say thank you and hang up.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

So a telemarketer called earlier and the caller id said Manassas, VA. She asked for someone who wasn't here, and said if I had any questions to call customer support (Wtf, you called me.) So I ask, "How is it in Man-Ass, Virginia?" And she starts busting up laughing and says "It's quite beautiful." I say thank you and hang up.

you know what kind of telemarketer calls I fucking loathe? Those ones where you answer the phone and there is a recording saying "We have a very important message for you, please call us at..." blah blah

fuck you

 

[Hell Mike]

Bears are omnivorous...

That completely contradicts the "Bears only eat cute little bunnies and baby seals"-statement I just made. How can that be?

 

[Guthrum]

Yeah, those are the ones I hate the most because I can't mess with them and waste their time.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

One thing I hated about doing background checks was having wrong phone numbers provided to us for previous employers, references, etc. I once called a number to obtain employment verification on someone, but it was the number of a poor old lady in a nursing home. After that I was always leery about calling provided numbers and got in the habit of running a search on the number before I called it...which was a good thing, because one time a number provided to us was off just by one digit, just one! But if I had called it as provided I would have reached a gay sex hotline

 

[Guthrum]

Hahahahaha, wow.

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[EricT]

I had a pretty awkward moment today. Not sure if I mentioned the time a while back when I answered the door and a negro was outside selling something, and I just so happened to be listening to track 4 on that Slave Whipping Blasphemy disc, and didn't realize the ending was coming up soon "Make them burn, make them bleed, make them plow, forever."

Anyway, I have the worst luck when I am in the kitchen blasting music with any racial overtones... Usually play power metal, sometimes some thrash. Typically stay away from anything else while cooking for some odd reason. Had my dog upstairs with me (large St. Bernard) First track in to the album I was playing, doorbell rings... Dog barks, runs to the door, and I follow. my pals selling fucking vacuums. I am about to tell him I'm not interested while my dog barks and growls at him furiously... till the music blasting from the kitchen suddenly starts doing it for me... "RAPE OF A SLAAAAAVE... RAPE OF A SLAAAAAVE... RAPE OF A SLAAAAAAAVE". Yeah, Arghoslent's Arsenal.

I just closed the door, there was no need to face him anymore.

I'm guessing next time I blast Nokturnal Mortum or something similar, a jew will be selling Yarmulkes at my door as the most offensive line starts of whatever song I am listening to starts. Should just stick to Power Metal.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Do you really think he could understand the vocals?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

at you doubting a black man's ability to understand gibberish.

 

[Susperia]

I fly out to Nico and Nightmares house tomorrow morning
Let the drinking commence!

Tell him to stop being a whore for me.