Haha, so last week theres this guy, anthony, total waste of space in the building (and the earth, for that matter). Fired him after 3 times in 1 day of telling him to stop standing around and do his job. Also caught him smoking in the bathroom, haha. He got pissed and lunged at me, tapping me in the face, and then he left the building.
So, every day after that, he's been coming in the building, at exactly 9:15am, apologizing to me and begging for his job back. When I tell him no, he gets pissed and starts threatening me "I'm gonna fucking kill you! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD!", then runs out the building.
One of these days I bet he's gonna come with a gun and either kill me, or kill himself. Or both.