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those boobs probably hurt

is that Salma Hayek?
 
Usually it's a an overly-motivated Soldier, somone fresh out of Army basic training, or a tampon (reservist).

you marines have my respect ... :kickass:

if I was not a big pussy (and 20 years younger) the Marines would be the only choice.

these fucking posers must die [/paulbaloff]
 
I can't wait till I'm pregnant and my boobs get all engorged. I'll be playing with them all day. I just hope they don't get too veiny. I hate veiny breasts. :cry: