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[lurch70]

Tully, you are my fucking hero

On a side note ... I have been having dinner and booze with a Catholic Priest for almost 2 hours already and actually having a good time. He is in the next room in my womanz parents home ... he made me kiss a crucifix as he came to bless their home for a new year ritual and ended up hanging out.

confusion sets in ...

 

[Guthrum]

My dog jumped up in my chair in the living room, sat on my leg, and left a shit streak on my pants. GG

 

[Demilich]

Why the hell are we sending troops into situations with 65% casualty projections?

^

Tully, if you don't make it back alive, I'll fucking kill your corpse.

 

[Susperia]

We have been told there is a 65% casualty projection for my company, so, naturally, I am getting drunk.

I don't even know what to say to this, even though there are so, so many things I could say...

 

[Guthrum]

Get back to the kitchen.

 

[Susperia]

Get back to cleaning your trousers of crusty poop.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Get back to the kitchen.

 

[Susperia]

Aww! Look at me as a little Junior----I was so young.

 

[Guthrum]

Get back to cleaning your trousers of crusty poop.

Want some?

 

[Ars Magna]

I'm drunk and there is no one posting fun shit for me to giggle to. Here comes the pron...

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

We have been told there is a 65% casualty projection for my company, so, naturally, I am getting drunk.

best of luck to you guys, really. kick ass, get the fvck out of there, and then post the pictures you took with all the hot chicks during battle

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

As soon as I get home from work (about 2am) I plan on having a glass or 2 or 3 of knob creek and browsing RC

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

GOOD LORD MY FARTS ALL OF THE SUDDEN RRREEEAAAAKKK!!

WHEW!!

That usually means a monster of a shit is on the way. Prepare yourself.

My best farts are PP. Thats Post Poop for you noobs out there.
They are wet sounding and huge. the word delicious comes to mind.

 

[KILL TULLY]

I. LOVE. BOOZE! Party in room 305!!!

 

[dorian gray]

We have been told there is a 65% casualty projection for my company, so, naturally, I am getting drunk.

If you become undead, does the statistic change?

 

[Krilons Resa]

its 5:20 i just got home..wtf am i doing up..fuck

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I promptly have ever since refused to give money to any bum that doesn't perform in some way.

I once gave 18 bucks to a lady who was lounging on the sidewalk with her two tots. Bitch could've been a hippie instead of a transient, as when I passed her the cabbage, she didn't seem all that appreciative.

In Xi'an they send their little children after you to do the begging. I'm talking like 3-5 years old. I felt horrible not giving them anything but when I go to large areas I usually give every bum I see money for a while until I realize I'll go broke if I continue. When I went to Paris I gave so much fucking money in the few days I was there.

There was one bum on the Great Wall singing something even my tour guide couldn't comprehend because he seemed to be crazy or blitzed out of his mind. I gave him like 20 yuan and he suddenly sat straight up and said in English "Do you have anymore?"

 

[Ellestin]

NEMTHEANGA IS GOD!!!!!!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Ah the wonders of the internet. Amazingly (or perhaps creepily) I was able to recently remember the name of the first girl I ever had a crush on. It was in the first grade and I was smitten. Anyway, I found this picture of what she looks like now.

Does anyone else here use the net to see what people they used to know are up to now or anything of the sort? I once found out my dad's callsign in the army was "Cowboy" by doing a search.

 

[Hell Mike]

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Nemtheanga or God?


The answer is: markgugs