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[Thanatopsis123]

And even though I'm often having a shitty time here in JP, it's still better than the time I lived in IA.

 

[KILL TULLY]

FUCK MILITARY POLICE!

 

[Guthrum]

Uh oh, did Tully get thrown into the brig?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

FUCK MILITARY POLICE!

 

[lurch70]

 

[Mr_Haze]

 

[lurch70]

 

[Krilons Resa]

dumb broad.

 

[Reign in Acai]

@ Pat Sajak 0:43secs

 

[dorian gray]

haha the comments on this one are pretty funny
[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QezIBLK5WHg&NR=1[/ame]

 

[Reign in Acai]

LMFAO!!

This type of material deserves its own thread!

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqk1-q8gXcY&feature=related[/ame]


Bob Barker for President!

 

[dorian gray]

This one's for Lurch. Worth watching the entire clip. This guy is fucking ridiculous

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

lol at the last one, bob barker can't believe that the moron is getting the car.

 

[EricT]

I have the weirdest smelling farts right now. They smell like a combination of burnt ketchup and roasted peanuts. Been feasting on peanuts all night, so the latter is explained... but I haven't had ketchup in about 3 days. And it wasn't burnt. The only thing remotely close to ketchup was some barbeque sauce I had on a pork chop Saturday night. That surely wasn't burnt either since I put it on post-cooking. I am quite confused.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I have eggs maybe once a week at most, but sometimes my farts smell like rotting eggs and pure death mixed. Even when I haven't had eggs for 7-8 days and death is something one cannot consume.

 

[EricT]

Oh man, you're making me recall what is probably doing this to me... a breakfast burrito containing a white gravy, fried chicken, potatoes, eggs, and bacon.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

breakfast burritos are fucking grand, but the farts are just mean. I love chowing into one then going on a bus ride somewhere.

And that reminds me of these burgers I used to eat on the ferry ont he way home for a weekend.... My dad would usually pick me up, and there was this one intersection, and every single time (about 20 of them), we'd hit that intersection and I'd let a fart rip, and for the next 10 minutes we'd be driving the car with our heads out the windows.

 

[Susperia]

I have eggs maybe once a week at most, but sometimes my farts smell like rotting eggs and pure death mixed. Even when I haven't had eggs for 7-8 days and death is something one cannot consume.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

OMGZ! Death to all predatory and omnivorous animals!! They're evil!

 

[Krilons Resa]

just poured a ketel one & diet pepsi drink...tastes good...my ambien is really starting to kick in too.