EricT
Don't you ever get...
So, several people around town have been asking me if I am going to a concert tonight... I give them all the same response.
"You're asking me if I am going to see black dahlia murder w/ 3 inches of blood, hate eternal, and decrepit birth, correct? Well, let us analyze the bands playing.
Hate Eternal will come on stage and play one song. The catch is, they will play it 6 times and give it a different name each time. Do not be confused, it is the same song regardless of what they say.
Decrepit Birth will follow and will play their first track "A lot of blast beats with a down tuned guitar riff here and there", they will follow this song with their hit track "A lot more blast beats and 1 less guitar riff". They will then play 3 more songs followed by their infamous closer, "Holy shit we blast beat a lot". Again, this band will try to confuse you... there will be several members on stage looking like they're playing, but they're only for show.
3 inches of blood will storm the stage. The vocalist will sing in such an epic and metal manner that he will not hit one single relevant note the entire concert. That is his technique. The drummer will be so busy slaying orcs that he cannot keep up with the bassist, who cannot keep up with the lead guitarist whom is busy fighting a dragon on stage, with a giant axe. This will continue for 45 minutes till a phone call is recieved by the members telling them that a dragon has stormed a bridge in normandy and they must go to battle.
Black Dahlia Murder..."
"So are you coming or not?"
"No."
"You're asking me if I am going to see black dahlia murder w/ 3 inches of blood, hate eternal, and decrepit birth, correct? Well, let us analyze the bands playing.
Hate Eternal will come on stage and play one song. The catch is, they will play it 6 times and give it a different name each time. Do not be confused, it is the same song regardless of what they say.
Decrepit Birth will follow and will play their first track "A lot of blast beats with a down tuned guitar riff here and there", they will follow this song with their hit track "A lot more blast beats and 1 less guitar riff". They will then play 3 more songs followed by their infamous closer, "Holy shit we blast beat a lot". Again, this band will try to confuse you... there will be several members on stage looking like they're playing, but they're only for show.
3 inches of blood will storm the stage. The vocalist will sing in such an epic and metal manner that he will not hit one single relevant note the entire concert. That is his technique. The drummer will be so busy slaying orcs that he cannot keep up with the bassist, who cannot keep up with the lead guitarist whom is busy fighting a dragon on stage, with a giant axe. This will continue for 45 minutes till a phone call is recieved by the members telling them that a dragon has stormed a bridge in normandy and they must go to battle.
Black Dahlia Murder..."
"So are you coming or not?"
"No."
