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[swizzlenuts]

Google reader is one of the best inventions ever.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Three little words:

American Idol SUCKS! uke:

and you're just NOW after 7 seasons realizing this?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

uh... huh?

Not you, Ace

 

[swizzlenuts]

I am no longer 9100 pounds in Debt!

 

[dorian gray]

I just mowed grass for the first time since 2004. Goddam I hate cutting grass. There's nothing worse than sweating your ass off and having nothing to show for it.
As soon as I post this, I'm doing a search for condos in downtown. Lawns are gay.

 

[dorian gray]

Guess I'll just have to get one of these:
http://www.signaturetowernashville.com/floorplan.php

They can keep the damn Lexus, though.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

As soon as I post this, I'm doing a search for condos in downtown. Lawns are gay.

lawns are pretty stupid, they require a really unnecessary amount of water which is a big problem in many areas of the country

 

[dorian gray]

Not to mention the incredibly inefficient combustion engines that are subject to no emissions regulations whatsoever.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

whoa your lawn has an engine!? fuckin sweet!!

 

[Guthrum]

Today's my birthday and I just went to a trashy strip club while drunk. AWESOME! Had a Sierra Nevada Pale Ale, Sam Adams Boston Lager, entire bottle of Jack Daniels, and a ton of other shit and I'm feeling pretty good. HELLZ YEAH

 

[dorian gray]

Did you get some
PUSSY?

 

[Guthrum]

Nah. But I killed a snake and ate it.

 

[Night Mare]

Google reader is one of the best inventions ever.

When combined with the personalised Google front page, it pretty much owns the internet.

 

[swizzlenuts]

I've been too lazy to set that up... what do you have on it?

 

[Reign in Acai]

When combined with the personalised Google front page, it pretty much owns the internet.

Setting this up now, this does indeed Rule!!

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

http://film.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2271561,00.html?gusrc=rss&feed=16

When I saw this on slashdot the only thing that came to mind was...

"I find your lack of ROYALTY PAYMENTS disturbing, Ainsworth..." *darth vader throat crush*


edit: in other amusing british news: http://blog.mlive.com/flintjournal/newsnow/2008/04/post_moto_kid_death_story_here.html

and for bonus points, laugh at any moron who says "panzer tank".

 

[dorian gray]

What is google reader? I'm trying to use the computer as little as possible these days but this sounds intriguing.

edit: just looked it up. Wow, that's really lame. Not what I was expecting. It's like a more efficient way to waste as much of your life as possible.

 

[Krilons Resa]

I think we are all pretty efficient at wasting time.

 

[EricT]

Man, people looking at old neighbors house to purchase. so fucking sick of neighbors... using the "Deathspell Omega blasted out of every speaker I have at extremely unreasonable levels" method to make them turn away.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

No promises, but I may be adopting this on Thursday, if he's still up at the pound by then.

http://www.petfinder.com/petnote/displaypet.cgi?petid=10555258

Apparently my mom wanted Derick and I to go look at him today, but she failed to tell me that, and she refuses to go up there herself.