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[Thanatopsis123]

so what was the number?

More times than I've ever even masturbated in a day. And that includes when I was around 17 years old.

I'm afraid to ask if they both came each time. But I'm a fucking retard and I have to know.

 

[dorian gray]

Goddam. I shudder to think how raw the both of them mustve been. I cant recall my record per se but my johnson cringes at just the thought of more than three or four times in a 24 hour period.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Fucking exactly! Wtf? And I'll tell you right now, it was a lot more than 4. When she first told me I immediately asked "Wait....Was that with only one guy?!"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Maybe the guy had a premature ejaculation problem.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I have to get to the bottom of this. It's driving me crazy.

 

[Crimson Velvet]

Hahaha, I used to go down that road, too. But then I grew some balls and some self-esteem and I kinda got over it. It was at around the time I turned twenty...

Seriously, though, don't torture yourself with this shit. Chances are she was lying anyway. Just man up, down some beers and plough her like a fucking ice breaker on fire. Both you and her will have forgotten about this nonsense before you're even half done.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

THis is one hell of a lineup:
http://www.baroeg.nl/ddd/uk/index_uk.htm

 

[dorian gray]

Chances are she was lying anyway.

Seconded

 

[Nico]

are you fucking kidding me? id be all over that...

It was a miserable cold sunday night and I had a cough like a broken lawnmower. Alas...

I'm seeing the Brian Jonestown Massacre tomorrow night with a concoction of drugs. It's going to be the most amazing night of my life.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

Is this your house dorian? (or whoever it was with the potato bug)

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q18/hails615/Funny/1460.jpg

 

[dorian gray]

holy shit! Nah, I had a few brown recluses - not potato bugs. I can't even tell what kind of spider that is. Terrible though. Just wait till Krig sees this.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Seconded

I got drunk last night and when I woke up I talked to her about it. She says it really was 8 times. However, she says she had to fake her orgasm several times and that it was actually painful after a while.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Fucking exactly! Wtf? And I'll tell you right now, it was a lot more than 4. When she first told me I immediately asked "Wait....Was that with only one guy?!"

What perturbs me is a girl's bj to fuck ratio. Such a statistic should be 1/1, not 4/1.

If a woman fucks 6 dudes the bj distribution should be equal or lesser than, never over. (6>bj=x)

Why do women think it's perfectly morally acceptable to suckle a man's schlong to point of eruption, yet not have the gumption to spread their thighs like two chopsticks over a slab of sashimi? I felt the same way Eric did when I received intel that a trollop I was romancing had a 0.8571 suck to fuck ratio. That would be 7 dudes blown to 6 dudes boned. Sure it's only one extra dude, but it means a mountain when your homerun is fellatio, and intercourse is a mere triple. She doesn't kiss her mother with her vagina does she?!?! The ultimate violation is via the throat!

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Jerry, have you seen Clerks?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Yep. That scene is fucking ace.


"My gf sucked 37 dicks."

"In a row?!?"

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

http://postarchives.entensity.net/040105/scam.htm

tons of reading, but fucking gold. RIA, eat your negar hating heart out.

jeezus krist: Scammer dude, his mom and the "wood of dead".

 

[cthulufhtagn]

a bunch of wild blackberries i picked last week + juice of 1 lemon + a couple tbsp of sugar + 30 mins on low heat + 1 bowl vanilla ice cream = sexy explosion

 

[EricT]

http://postarchives.entensity.net/040105/scam.htm

tons of reading, but fucking gold. RIA, eat your negar hating heart out.

jeezus krist: Scammer dude, his mom and the "wood of dead".

That still remains my favorite freightbait of all time... it was so well executed. The Cole2.0, while an EXTREMELY long read, is also worth the time over a week of lunch breaks.

http://www.thescambaiter.com/FORUM/showthread.php?t=1132

Really, anything theFailure does is well worth the time. I fucking love theFailure. One of the true internet legends. Follow all his baits.

 

[dorian gray]

I got drunk last night and when I woke up I talked to her about it. She says it really was 8 times. However, she says she had to fake her orgasm several times and that it was actually painful after a while.

I don't think it's possible for a man to have 8 orgasms in a 24 hour period. I would imagine you'd have nothing to ejaculate around the 3rd or 4th time. Not to mention your dick would be sore as hell. I simply don't believe your gf. Maybe they stopped midway and got something to drink and then went back at it so instead of counting one long encounter, she's counting every time his dick slipped out. In other words, SHE'S LYING

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

That still remains my favorite freightbait of all time... it was so well executed. The Cole2.0, while an EXTREMELY long read, is also worth the time over a week of lunch breaks.

http://www.thescambaiter.com/FORUM/showthread.php?t=1132

Really, anything theFailure does is well worth the time. I fucking love theFailure. One of the true internet legends. Follow all his baits.

Yeah, I made an ass of myself by laughing out loud all day long in my school. GOod think I'm quitting because its crap.