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I've never managed to find anyhting about myself online.

edit: what kind of shit do you find?

Well, if you've ever been in a news paper you'll most likely find the article, among other things. Legal records, other forums you've posted on if anybody has ever mentioned your last name in conjunction with your first. Also, if people tend to use the same handles from site to site you can find your way to them. Just little things pieced together lead to other things, and other things. Its endless if you put the right amount of work into it. Hmm, is there Carmen San Diego porn?


@Lurch: Yeah that song was made popular for the most part because of Pineapple Express, some radio stations have been playing it since early this year though. It is a pretty catchy song.
 
Well, if you've ever been in a news paper you'll most likely find the article, among other things. Legal records, other forums you've posted on if anybody has ever mentioned your last name in conjunction with your first. Also, if people tend to use the same handles from site to site you can find your way to them. Just little things pieced together lead to other things, and other things. Its endless if you put the right amount of work into it. Hmm, is there Carmen San Diego porn?

Oh.

Most forums I post on nobody knows my real name. Most things I sign up for I use "Bob Wanger" from Bob Pr0n Emporium, so thats out. And I've never been in a newspaper or anything else.

I'm boring! :lol:
 
the godfather of grunge, Neil Young said,
"we're getting ready to hand out $700 billion to a bunch of fucking crooks"
 
babies BABIES BAAAAAABIESS WOO, LET GO MY REGGGS, IM DRUNK. didn't even know you were pregnant johanna, awesome! i want me some kids one of these days.
 
Isn't it month 7, or close to it? I thought I remembered something about a December baby.

Yeah, that's a good point. Let me rephrase: just wait till month number 7 and you already have a nearly 3 year old figuring out how to say "no"
 
we also have amorphis, samael and virgin black on saturday, but i'm gonna have to bounce back and forth between that and the hirax/engorged show down the street methinks
 
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why is this killing me