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[neal]

memorium "a girl" is still the best fucking song

no one will ever understand me

hahaha

still had this on my desktop, it is pretty catchy

 

[lurch70]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/02/11/new.york.body.dragged/index.html?eref=googletoolbar
Lurch was the first driver

man, i saw that ... that's insane. and it now stands at 19 miles.

19 miles

Nineteen miles

NINETEEN MILES

how the fuck you drive that long in busy ass NYC with nobody noticing this.
this is dispicable.

 

[Reign in Acai]

It's so outrageous, I started guffawing after I read that. The world is too consumed with their itouch nanos and mocha javas to pay heed to such an occurrence.

 

[dorian gray]

I havent figured out how it's even possible to begin with. Is it a hoax?

 

[dorian gray]

Also, I want to hear the 911 recording of the first driver
Driver: "I think I hit someone."
Operator: "Can you locate the victim?"
Driver: *glances in rearview* "No."
Operator: "Carry on, then."

 

[Thanatopsis123]

I just got back from picking up a suit and stopping by Lens Crafters to have them adjust one of the pads on my glasses.

Why the fuck can't customer service in America be even half as good as in Japan? I can guarantee I would not have been allowed to walk out of a similar store in Japan without the fucking things fitting perfectly. And hell, they probably would have given me tea and if I'd mentioned that I needed to stop by an ATM they probably would have offered to go to one for me (and I'd trust them to do something like that in Japan too!).

If service was even a little better here, perhaps I wouldn't have to keep going back to the same places for the same fucking problems. I got home and noticed the bitch there made the problem WORSE. Jesus fucking christ.

 

[Johanna]

glasses.

I'm doing hi-tek laz0r surgery in a week, so no more glasses and/or contacts for me. Hooray!

/Hell Mike

 

[dorian gray]

I have to wonder about stuff

 

[E-bortion]

i get to play street fighter 4 tonight FUCK YEAH. this is a moment ive been dreaming about for the last 3 1/2 years of my life.

 

[EricT]

i get to play street fighter 4 tonight FUCK YEAH. this is a moment ive been dreaming about for the last 3 1/2 years of my life.

I've been playing it a bit since it leaked online a few days ago... it's pretty rocking.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

The other day I thought I had a wart on my dick so I went to the health clinic and the hot female nurse told me that I masturbate too much and that it was just a callous. True story.

 

[einride]

I have to wonder about stuff

honestly

 

[Hell Mike]

The other day I thought I had a wart on my dick so I went to the health clinic and the hot female nurse told me that I masturbate too much and that it was just a callous. True story.

That was possibly the funniest thing I have read on the internet ever.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

That was possibly the funniest thing I have read on the internet ever.

Yeh, I've been telling everyone I know...... The sense of relief I had afterward was better than if she had given me a blowjob.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

How did you respond?

(bint fondles pecker)
"Do you masturbate a lot, Justin?"
"What do you mean by a lot?"
(explanation)
Me: "So...... why didn't I have this when I was 14?"

 

[Reign in Acai]

Hmm, the nurse fondle your calloused phallus? Sounds like a physician's duty to me. Hey Dorian, how many sirloins have you become acquainted with during your practice?


A kid went in to the doctor's office for an annual check up.
The doctor with a concerned look quickly gave him a once over and stated, "You really need to quit masturbating." The kid incredulously looked at the physician and replied, "what do you mean doc?" The M.D retorted, "No really I mean it, I can't check you while you sit there masturbating."


A Public Disgrace it most certainly was.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

The ironic part is I was beating off and the thing stripped off from the friction. It's a strange world.

 

[EricT]

The ironic part is I was beating off and the thing stripped off from the friction. It's a strange world.

You owe me half a soda.

 

[dorian gray]

I tried to locate the source of a non-functioning gas lamp today. I crawled all around under my house (interesting but not pleasant), dug up the ground around the gas meter (located the line to the gas grille!) but could not find a branch that might lead the million feet to the end of my driveway where the lamp is. So I decided to dig it up from that end. I made it like 10 feet before I realized I would simply die of exhaustion digging it up all the way to the house....and that's if it's even connected to anything anymore.
In the meantime, I got the gas fireplace up and running.

That's all I have to report on this end.

 

[Ellestin]

dorian you're such a lovable fellow