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[dorian gray]

e-hugs all around

 

[dorian gray]

Hmm, the nurse fondle your calloused phallus? Sounds like a physician's duty to me. Hey Dorian, how many sirloins have you become acquainted with during your practice?

Eh? I don't even do that type of nursing.

However, did I ever tell you how, back in the ICU days, I had a couple of uhm...gender reassignment patients? You had to use an ultrasound on their new PENIS every hour or so to make sure the blood was still flowing. My only thought other than "when is my shift over?" was "man, I would've had them make me one WAY bigger than that"

 

[lurch70]

My only thought other than "when is my shift over?" was "man, I would've had them make me one WAY bigger than that"

... yeah

 

[Ars Magna]

My friends wife is a dentist. Last week she left a patient for a moment to view an x-ray at the request of another dentist. When she returned, her patient was sitting in the exam chair eating fried chicken that she had brought in her purse.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

My friends wife is a dentist. Last week she left a patient for a moment to view an x-ray at the request of another dentist. When she returned, her patient was sitting in the exam chair eating fried chicken that she had brought in her purse.

that's awesome

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

If anyone wants a fancy cell phone, I'll be peddling my touch-screen LG Venus in a few days after my number finishes porting to my new phone (switched from Verizon to Metro PCS for cheapness). There's nothing wrong with it internally or externally, I just decided it was more glitz and high tech (gay) than I need.

 

[MFJ]

today marks it.... i'm not 100% sure on the specific days, but this month is my 6th without hard drugs. giving up everything else, besides the weed and an occasional delicious beer or two, was also an excellent choice.

 

[lurch70]

awesome dude!

 

[Demilich]

today marks it.... i'm not 100% sure on the specific days, but this month is my 6th without hard drugs. giving up everything else, besides the weed and an occasional delicious beer or two, was also an excellent choice.

:Smokin:


I'm gonna go twist one up to help you celebrate

 

[einride]

i'm gonna probably officially quit my job tomorrow

at least tell the boss what's up

 

[cthulufhtagn]

http://www.myspace.com/cough666 this has potential

awesome fucking shirt they have there, a fucking wolf bursting out a wizard's chest ftw

 

[swizzlenuts]

the music is alright though.

 

[Ars Magna]

Fancy.

 

[Krilons Resa]

congrats max!!!

 

[Hell Mike]

What the fuck is this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coral_Castle
http://www.coralcastle.com/

Can someone go there and check that shit out/find out how the hell it was done?

To sum it up: Tiny latvian immugrant built a great big castle from great big rocks by himself using only simple tools starting in the 1920s, and then moved it ten miles when he wasn't happy with the location.

Baffling!

 

[Hell Mike]

Also: Two submarines collided in the atlantic ocean
what are the fucking odds

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Today as my friend and I were wandering around downtown to find a photo developer on this godforsaken holiday, some door opened up in front of us and Alice in Wonderland and a bunch of people dressed as playing cards filed out and skipped down the street with buckets of red paint (presumably to go paint the roses red).

My friend and I stop and look at each other. He says to me: "Can you tell me if that just happened, or am I having some kind of drug flashback?"

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Mormagil]

Also: Two submarines collided in the atlantic ocean
what are the fucking odds

First satellites, now submarines. What's next?

The article I read about it said the anti-sonar devices on both submarines worked so well that neither saw the other coming. Haha

 

[dorian gray]

that'll teach em to be smart