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Necromunchkin
Lord of the Whisky
This thead perfectly illustrates why I check this forum damn near everyday, and the only one that has literally had me laughing out fucking loud. I've gotten yelled at in the office so many times for literally bursting into laughter at the comments you jews make 
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
See, what you're looking at here is the perfect example of British HumoUr: them limeys have the uncanny ability to tell you to fuck off in the worst possible way while making you laugh your ass off at the same time.
The really good kind can walk up to a man, explain how he just fucked his mother, sister, and favorite cat in a 4-way, get the guy to laugh, walk away calmly, and then 5 minutes later the brute says "hey wait a second...!" because he just barely figured it out.
The really good kind can walk up to a man, explain how he just fucked his mother, sister, and favorite cat in a 4-way, get the guy to laugh, walk away calmly, and then 5 minutes later the brute says "hey wait a second...!" because he just barely figured it out.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Okay THAT got me to laugh the fucking hardest out of this whole thread.JayKeeley said:yeah and then notices his wallet is missing.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Conspicuously Absent
Linguistically Confused
I only post here cause i've got nothing better to do for the next 4 weeks. Then school is done and I'll hardly post 
Trylakos
gimme my key bitch!
"But mommy, I don't w ant to go in the ovenEn Vind Av Sorg said:at the comments you jews make
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Claws of Perdition
Wipes sitting down
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
If there was none of this magnanimity in war, we should go to war only when it was worth while going to certain death, as now. Then there would not be war because Paul Ivanovich had offended Michael Ivanovich. And when there was a war, it would be war! And then the determination of the troops would be quite different. War is not courtesy but the most horrible thing in life; and we ought to understand that and not play at war. We ought to accept this terrible necessity sternly and seriously. It all lies in that: get rid of falsehood and let war be war and not a game. As it is now, war is the favorite pastime of the idle and frivolous.
Trylakos
gimme my key bitch!
Erik
New Metal Member
unhinged
R.i.P. Lizard
Erik said:
that was a real surprise when it came out
I used to listen to it drunk after I came home from the pub without a hole in tow, kind of comparing not getting a drunken ride to the horrors of WWI and its a twisted perspective but hey...
Thanatopsis123
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In the past few days I've applied to 10 different jobs in Japan. Wish me luck because if this doesn't pan out I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. Peace Corps maybe?
